Why Football Failed (in some places)

Of course, you have to be paying attention to
football to even care about winning the World Cup. Although it has spread to every nation on the planet, it has encountered obstacles here and there. In these nations, other sports dug in. The history shows a story. If you look at why football faced those obstacles, you’ll see the story. Anglophobia was a factor in football’s
wilderness years in Ireland. Ireland had a long history of football. Playing internationally even as far back in the 1870’s. But national issues got in the way. The Irish football association was the only major Irish sporting body based in Belfast, the British foothold on the island. The other two big sports came under auspices of the Irish nationalists Gaelic Athletic Association – the GAA. Not only the GAA do sport, they also promote Irish language,
Irish culture and war against the British. From early on, the GAA forbade footballers from joining. Association football was denounced as “un-Irish”. Gaelic facilities were closed off to them. Instead, Gaelic fields were used for drilling Republican militias, between the odd all-Ireland final of GAA sport. Irish nationalists got their wish. Or at least 26/32ths of it. The Irish Football Association remained in the north, where it couldn’t really represent the south. Dublin soon set up its own People’s Front of Judea. Then decades of clusterfudge ensued as both organisations claimed to represent all of Ireland. It took intervention by FIFA to settle
the matter to where they are today. Both ending up with less than they started with. A small labour pool, less resources and worst domestic leagues as a result of splitting. Ireland. Its fantastic appetite for sport, its almost unrivalled history of football and two national teams took 60 years to qualify for their first World Cup. And then 25 years after that to be able to use GAA stadia, but some still weren’t happy about it. So… Gaelic football. Like hockey and cricket, British soldiers and officers brought football to the Bay of Bengal. Representative teams of militaries and merchants and even club sides from England & Scotland often toured, all the way up to independence. The all India Football Federation had close ties with its British brothers. In the fields of the Indian football heartland of West Bengal, they learned to play the game to a standard at which they could occasionally beat European teams. This peaked in the 40s and 50s with
a semi-final place at the Olympics, becoming a founding member
of the Asian Football Confederation, and India’s qualification for the World Cup. Although money troubles hit. They couldn’t in the end afford to go to Brazil, India was expelled from the World Cup TWICE, and football divided itself continentally. South Asia split itself from the empire, so it didn’t have the connection to keep the many British teams touring. The best competition for international football came only from teams that were either terrible, distance or Australia. National friendlies became rarer while the domestic club game died on the vine. Meanwhile, decent cricket teams had never stopped visiting from the former empire. Cricket teams remained top class opposition for South Asians, and India graduated to ICC member and Test-Status team. One-day internationals and 2020 brought international cricket to tens of millions of people who couldn’t sit around for a 5 day test series. So… cricket. Football in the States had a somewhat more complex relationship. To explain more, please
welcome Nick from “Two Star Players”. Basketball, American Football, Baseball. A handful of sports that captured
the USA in ways football hasn’t. The land is at a premium in many U.S. cities. Big cities in the States come with big problems of public access of green spaces. That’s not a problem for the more well-off – who live suburbanly. But the traditional pool of football players in other countries usually come from the urban working class. This is where the YMCA came in useful. Basketball was developed in gymnasiums, but it can be played almost anywhere: Indoors, outdoor or in the waste ground between buildings. Like football, it’s flexible. It fits almost anywhere in the city and a game can be played with just a hoop, and a ball and any amount of players. The perfect, flexible urban sport. American Football, a field sport, was always in the hands of schools from the beginning. Schools do have fields. Unlike the code that eventually surfaced in England, the American game is still incredibly, bloody violent and not ashamed of it. And since there’s nothing like “going into work on Monday morning” with dementia and an ankle through your face, without professionalisation, this code could never filter beyond the schools who implement amateurism. Unlike in most of Europe, a socialist political party never brought wide swathes of working class rights to Americans. The American working class, are some of
the weakest in the developed world. That extends to sport too! Where markets, more than workers’ rights, determine the direction of sport. Colleges, with their stranglehold over the sport, held back professionalism in American football for decades after Association Football. By the time the behemoth billionaire leagues came around, the incestuous, closed, symbiotic system held all the power over the labour market in the sport. One could make a convincing case that this sport isn’t for participation. With only 32 two pro teams, no minor leagues, and virtually zero activity overseas, it’s a bloody miracle that
this sport isn’t completely dead. The systems that close off access to any new teams, have stunted its development beyond the college system and the oligarchic NFL. All of this is how this sport became a spectator endeavour in the USA; because the working-class were never able to take it for themselves. This is a spectacular deviation
from football in Europe where fans feel ownership of the teams, where protests against ownership are a regular part of the fan experience – even as far
as the laws of the German Bundesliga where fans are mandated a controlling
stake of their team. In America, this is a rare, rare thing. 50,000 working-class people with a free Saturday afternoon in 1900 might play football in London but
in Boston they watched baseball. As for why baseball became
popular – well, that was just first. It took the sections of the calendar, and the wallet, and
childhood and heart of the public that football occupied in Europe, long before it had made its way to the industrial heartland of America. Smartly, baseball
professionalised early and attracted the best talent, while providing the best
entertainment that another sport in the same area would not be able to compete with. And although different leagues have risen and fallen, a healthy minor-league system has developed and sustained. The USA’s “soccer” leagues didn’t have access to the same talent pool nor an empowered working class comparable to that
European teams could draw from. The college system adopted football only in the 50s. Being unable to support domestic football leagues, as club teams were displaced from fields occupied by other sports, crowds for football were
outstripped by the long-rooted America’s game. Club football fractured between two
organisations in the 1920s and when the Great Depression hit, neither league was
healthy enough to survive. Basketball survived, being the participation sport of the city. American football survived, through the invulnerable backing of colleges. Baseball survived, as the
spectator sport that got there first. Football Leagues died again, and again, and again. The International game remained
mostly amateur and suffered from the same problems as India: Isolation, lack of good international opposition, and competition for audience
from other sports which each matured earlier in the States and created large
healthy domestic markets for their professional game. So… Basketball, American Football and Baseball. Canada. Canada’s just cold, innit? So… Ice Hockey. Civil dictatorships are very
good at telling people what to do. The countries from behind the Iron Curtain dominated the mono minded sports of the Olympic movement. The strongest, fastest and most agile. Sports with objective measures that bend to the will of the determined. China and the Soviet Union
with their vast populations not only could choose from the most physically
able specimens to front their Olympic teams, but also the most mentally able –
those who could withstand eight hours a day of relentless drilling. The strongest weightlifter always wins. The fastest runner always wins. But football teams win through an elegant dance of creating and restricting space. Great leaps in the sport are developed by great minds. The individuals who think ahead of their
opponent will win more easily than one with bigger, faster, stronger players. For obvious reasons, dictatorships rarely
foster great creative individual thinking. And when they do, that
brilliance is quick to leave. Club football in dictatorships is used as a
prestige tool for the ruling class. Either the favourite club or more usually,
teams from the nation’s capital are given unfair advantages – either through
allocation of resources or just plain corruption. The legacies of this run deep
and remain after the fall of regimes. In democracies with diversified economies, we see industrial towns and second cities dominating. In dictatorships, capital cities, China has not only been part of the Olympic movement in which dictatorly drilling is the blunt instrument of sporting instruction, but it remains part of the world in which sport is still treated differently. Like most of its region, China was a desperately poor country when they
adopted football, and since then the sport has never really been high on the
agenda, but they have recently changed tactics, declaring the intent to win the
World Cup by 2050 and encouraging the growth of the world’s game within its borders. It’s still a prestige tool just in a different way to the Soviets; internationally not domestic. And sport still plays second fiddle in East Asia, where work and education are the fields in which governments mandate and
encourage the population to spend the majority of their waking hours. This has contributed to the incredible economic development of East Asia in the last century, but not its development in sport. In East Asia, leisure time is often
seen more as an opportunity cost. For every year not spent in dictatorship or abject poverty, South Korea, Japan, Taiwan, Hong Kong,
Singapore and China have spent in the classroom,
the office and the factory floor. So… gymnastics and maths. Australia is a great cocktail of all the previous nations for why football failed here. They have the Indian isolation in
football, and the connection with the British Empire through other sports, the American healthy domestic
market to support competing sports, the Irish nationalist support of
their own code of football over the British one, and the Chinese attention to opportunity cost. So… Aussie Rules, cricket, both rugbies, sailing, surfing, climbing, kangaroo boxing and bartending. Basically anything, except football. Despite the drawbacks, football is nevertheless making itself known in each of these countries. As the world grows ever more connected, the game spreads to more people. Even the most fervent, isolationist nationalists can’t help but cheer when their own team scores. It might not be the future of the game, but that certainly was why football failed in some places. You may have noticed, this video was made in collaboration with two very talented friends of mine. I’ll let them introduce themselves… Hi. Thanks for letting us collaborate on
this video. I’m Anna. — I’m Nick — and we’re: Two Star Players. We have a gaming channel
where you can see things like: We do full playthroughs of games,
with commentary on a rolling schedule with a new upload every day. If that
sounds fun, come give our channel a visit. We also
have twitch channels where we stream both video games and Polandball comic
drawing, with links in the description below. This has been super fun, so thanks
again for having us.

100 thoughts on “Why Football Failed (in some places)

  1. It'll be back to normal videos after this. The response to the last video was just overwhelming with the "aktshually" comments about specific countries, so I figured case studies were a good reply.

    Thanks again to my collaborators (no, not that kind of collaborators) for their contribution. I hope you guys like it.

  2. Crock of shit. Go to any neighborhood on any given day, especially while a sport is in season in the USA, & leagues/families/friends are playing/participating in tackle & touch football, softball/baseball, basketball, & even that candy ass sport known as soccer.

    Soccer has always been popular amongst Hispanic & Italian Americans, & is now growing in popularity since MLS was introduced. The reason soccer is not popular? It kinda just sucks – same reason the metric system isn’t used – it sucks.

    Also, with regards to the NFL not having minor league feeders systems – college football in the USA is the NFLs minor league; The Canadian Football League, & now XFL also serve as unofficial minor league feeders to the NFL. There are over 250 Division 1, 2, & 3 colleges that participate in American football – 8 XFL, & 20 Canadian football teams that help feed the NFL. Watch a fuxing NFL draft, it’s a 3-day affair.

  3. I hope you will entertain people in heaven. Rest in peace, polandball community's beloved brain4breakfest

  4. Soccer is not a sport. It is a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages Americans to leave their spouses, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians.

  5. American Football is a game for gentlemen played by barbaric
    While rugby is a game for barbaric played by gentlemen.
    In rugby you don't have armor

  6. I am an old man, you are going to be missed! I kind of have gotten hooked on Poland Ball a couple of years ago and you turned out some of the best.

  7. Well France and Russia have been good friends for over 160 years
    So It must have been amazing for them to win in there friends country

  8. There’s the CFL. And also there have been many minor leagues in handegg, just all of them crumble.

  9. Have you soccerdroids ever considered the possibility that your self-righteous finger waving and claiming that soccer isn't popular in America because Americans are terrible people may be the reason why soccer isn't popular in the US? You might actually make some progress in making the sport popular if you weren't such stuck up pricks about it.

  10. Futball (Foooht-ball) ⚽️
    Football (Foot-ball) ?
    Everyone wins!

    Also, emojis actually had a practical use for once in my life!

  11. 0:12 that's what a person that plays the pussy sport that is american football would say…
    Football > Rugby…
    Thank you brain4breakfast for calling it football…
    May you rest in peace…
    We will always remember… America is not real

  12. This is not a very good video. You can see that in the USSR ice hockey also became extremelly important, and yet it is a sport that, like football, requires the initiative that you accused them of lacking.

  13. 2:08 the emblem on Gandhi's FUT card
    is Club Atlético Independiente from Argentina…
    because… independence i guess

  14. And here I was just thinking America can’t play at an international level so had to beat themselves every year at fake rugby football then tell everyone else how good they are

  15. I was in Ireland and it's like being in england football is what most men play and talk about I dont get how Ireland made this list football is big there too

  16. Portraying the American sports leagues as anti-worker, and European leagues as pro-worker is complete nonsense. Firstly the argument ignores the existence of smaller leagues in baseball and basketball, while as you mentioned smaller leagues in Gridiron Football are dominated by schools.

    The problem with European Association Football leagues is they perpetuate the domination of a small number of teams through financial reward, since the Premier League was formed in 1992, of the 27 championships Manchester United has won 13 times, Chelsea has won 5, Manchester City has 4, and Arsenal has 3. These four teams have won all but 2, with Manchester United taking nearly 50%. Similarly La Liga has been won by Barcelona or Madrid 2/3rds of the time, and the Bundesliga has been won by Bayern Munich half the time. This system has made European leagues uncompetitive and dull.

    Comparatively, American leagues normally give the worst performing teams preference in selecting new players. As a result the two most successful NFL teams, the New England Patriots and Pittsburgh Steelers have only won 6 of 53 championships or 11% each. While the New York Yankees have dominated baseball with 20% of championships, all but two teams have appeared in a world series game.

    Pretending the European system is more equitable, and the American dislike of association football is some moral failing of the American working class is pretentious, self-congratulatory nonsense, ignoring that all spectator sports are prolfeed to keep the working class occupied and uninterested in politics.

  17. The idea that Association Football can only thrive with an empowered working class completely ignore the fact Latin America is the most dominant region in the sport.

  18. It is such a weird feeling to watch his vids knowing that he has passed. Rest in Piece, bro. We all miss you B4B.

  19. "So, Aussie rules, cricket, both rugby's, sailing, surfing, rock climbing, kangaroo boxing and bartending, pretty much anything except football." Not gonna lie, only rock climbing and kangaroo boxing are mild exaggerations, and even then they're MILD exaggerations."

  20. Wtf is that polish dude on about? He obviously knows dick about American workers rights. We have federal laws on top of union contracts that protect workers. The American working class has more wealth, on average, than any of developed countries working class. Get a real subject matter expert in here.

  21. There are literally parks in every city in America and backyard football is played everywhere in the U.S. soccer is just not played by most folks, aside from young kids. It's often looked at as an upper class sport, like rugby or lacrosse.

  22. We don’t have minor league American football because we have college teams. I think you were just trying to fill time by going off on a tangent about workers rights while trying to stay on topic of American football

  23. In Germany Football is a tribalistic affair.
    Even small town and villages have their own clubs, that play in their local ligae and sometimes rise to play und the lower bundesligae.
    Some major cities however have dirt poor clubs with crumbeling stadiums that play in the lowest ligae but get tens of thousands of fans to watch the game.
    And you have clubs like Bayern München, or Red Bull Leipzig which are really corporate and are hated by basically everyone.

  24. In Canada soccer is a game we were forced played in elementry school because we had to accommodate the weaker children who couldn't skate or fight, and they weren't all girls either.

    Professional soccer so goddamned boring, they play for 4 " hours and the score is still zero to zero? It's like watching a live action version of chess only not as physical
    Hockey is extremely popular, kids start as you g as 4 ir 5 in Peewee Leagues for Boys & Girls, it's played in most highschos and all universities, us the various professional leagues all the way up to the NHL and Olympics, which we never ever lose,… EVER.
    Hockey's isn't even Canada's official National Sport, its Lacross, and yes there are professional. Lacrosse teams here too. Soccer suxx
    . ?????

  25. I don't get the anti-NFL stance acting like you guys are surprised it isn't dead. It is the biggest sports league in the world by FAR. It has a higher revenue then the 5 largest non American sports leagues combined. Has the highest average attendance of any sports league in the world per game. And has the highest average viewership of any sports league in the world per game.

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