Weekend Update: Leslie Jones on Baseball – SNL


>>>THIS WEEK THE HOUSTON ASTROS
WON THE WORLD SERIES IN AN EPIC MATCHUP WITH THE DODGERS.
HERE TO TALK ABOUT IT IS NEW BASEBALL FAN, LESLIE JONES.
>>WHAT’S UP, COLIN.>>WHAT’S UP, LESLIE?
I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE SUCH A BIG YANKEES FAN.
>>YES, IMYOU BOUNTIFUL SNOWMAN. FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS.
I LOVE TO SEE THOSE FINE MEN IN THEIR TIGHT LITTLE PIN SFRIP
PANT. YOU SHOULD HEAR ME AT THE BALL
GAME. HEY, GARY SANCHEZ, WHEN YOU
GOING TO COME HIT THIS OUT THE PARK?
HEY GREGORIUS, YOU CAN ROUND MY BASES ANY TIME BECAUSE YOU ARE
GREG-GORGEOUS. I AM A DIE HARD FAN, COLIN.
LOOK AT THIS PIC, OF ME, AT THE GAME.
THERE IS GARY SANCHEZ AT ME. AND THERE IS ME LOOKING AT THAT
ASS. CALL ME, GARY.
THAT NET CAN’T KEEP US APART. NOT FOR LONG.
>>WELL, YOU MUST HAVE BEEN PRETTY UPSET THEN WHEN THE
YANKEES LOST IN THE ALCS TO THE ASTROS.
>>OH, COLIN! WE WERE SO CLOSE.
ONE GAME AWAY FROM THE WORLD SERIES.
COLIN, HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN SO CLOSE TO SOMETHING ONLY TO HAVE
IT TAKEN FROM YOU?>>I DON’T KNOW.
>>YEAH. THAT’S CAUSE YOU WHITE.
YOU GET EVERY DAMN DAMN THING. BUT I WAS MAD AS HELL.
OKAY? THAT LITTLE ALTUVE HIT ALL THOSE
HOME RUNS AGAINST US. THE BAT IS BIGGER THAN HIM.
AND GEORGE SPRINGER IS PANAMIAN AND PUERTO RICO.
HIS NAME IS GEORGE SPRINGER. THAT’S THE NAME OF A GOOFY
MATTRESS SALESMAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>EXCUSE ME. HOW IS THAT?
WHAT WAS THAT? LET ME KNOW.
>>FROM THE HOUSTON ASTROS, GEORGE SPRINGER, ALEX BREGMAN,
JOSE ALTUVE.>>PEARLS.
>>SINCE WE ALREADY KNOW THAT YOU DON’T ACTUALLY WATCH
BASEBALL, WE WOULD REALLY LIKE TO GIVE YOU A GIFT TODAY.
>>OKAY. YOU CAN GIVE ME ANYTHING YOU
WANT.>>THIS IS AM ASTROS SWAG SO YOU
CAN HOP ON THE BAND WAGON, TOO.>>OH, WHATEVER.
>>HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?>>OH, I LIKE BALLS.
>>I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT.
>>FUNNY, BECAUSE ACTUALLY LESLIE WAS —
>>SHUT UP, COLIN. I KNOW WHAT I SAID, BUT THESE
MEN ARE FINE AS HELL. OH, I’LL TAKE IT ALL BACK.
CONGRATULATIONS YOU GUYS. I LOVED WATCHING YOU ALL WIN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YES.
I THOUGHT IT WAS SO SWEET THAT CORREA PROPOSED TO HIS
GIRLFRIEND AFTER THE GAME. IT LOOK LIKE THIS DUDE IS ON ONE
KNEE RIGHT NOW.>>IT’S NOT JOSE’S FAULT HE’S
SHORT.>>OH, THAT’S OKAY.
COME HERE BABY, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>WOO. NOW, THIS IS NOT SOMETHING I
USUALLY SAY AT ALL. I MEAN, NEVER.
BUT GOOD THINGS DO COME IN SMALL PACKAGES.
>>LESLIE JONES AND THE WORLD CAMP ON HOUSTON ASTROS.
FOR WEEKEND UPDATE I’M COLIN JOSE.
>>I’M MICHAEL CHE. GOOD NIGHT.

100 thoughts on “Weekend Update: Leslie Jones on Baseball – SNL

  1. Sorry, but this couldn't even muster a chuckle.  SNL needs to contact the writers who wrote for Mad TV when it was on the air.

    Thumbs Down # 163……..cause IT AINT FUNNY!

  2. I can only imagine if instead of Leslie, a dude would come out shouting those things to a woman player… SNL would be in trouble, isn´t it? Hipocresy…

  3. Someone should say something about Leslie's blatant sexual harassment of so many men. I've seen her harass Colin several times in the past & I just can't stay quiet about it anymore. How many more victims does Leslie have to abuse before something is done?

  4. This skit promotes sexual harassment against men, how is this ok??!? Imagine the same skit with genders reversed. Outright hypocrisy!!! You should be a moral role model SNL.

  5. What if someone said "that's cause you black" on tv? Would it get the same reaction? Seems really hypocritical, even if it's just comedy.

  6. Upset at the fact that they treat Altuve as if he were an elf… dude is 5’6 how tf is that short? 5’0 is short! I’m 5’4 and everyone I know always tells me I’m tall. Just cause you’re a giraffe don’t mean he’s short, you’re just very tall.. which is cool, if you’re short, it’s cool..stop picking on him and talk about baseball!

  7. imagine for a second leslie was a man feeling up a female player sitting on his lap the way she does to the baseball guy – wouldn`t that be an outrage?

  8. Why is she running her hands all over the front of him? It's so fuckin uncomfortable to watch this borderline sexual harassment…

  9. Fuckin Lame. At first I was stoked that my Stros were reppin on SNL then it just turned into reverse sexual objectivity. Im sure it would've gone over real well if you swapped gender roles in this lame ass fuckin bit.#allmenareevil#fucklesliejones#fucksnl

  10. "Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate baby I'm just gonna shake,shake,shake, shake, shake baby. Shake it off, shake it off!" To all Leslie Jones haters.

  11. Why is it okay for Leslie Jones to do this? If a man acted this way towards a group of women (even in a scripted segment) there would be outrage.

  12. Leslie rocks. There was a bit of “where are the negroes on SNL, then the MONSTROUSLY TALENTED LESLIE showed up! Brava, Ms. Jones

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *