Watching Baseball Is Punishment
(thunder claps) (door creaks) (dramatic music) (thunder claps) – Any last words? (thunder claps) Winston Hobart, after
being tried and convicted of murder in the first
by a jury of your peers, you have been condemned
to the harshest penalty allowed to the state: watching an entire game of baseball. (thunder claps) May God have mercy on your soul. (level clinks)
(electricity sizzles) – [Announcer] Hello, and
welcome to Livingston National Bank Park. – [Broadcaster] It’s a hot one, folks. The Pittsburgh Chiefs are
taking on the Cincinnati Natives in this third
(groans) in the series afternoon game. We’ve got a
(groans) beautiful afternoon for
baseball, which is definitely not bad or boring. – Jesus, it never gets easier. – [Broadcaster] This is
an exciting match up. (groans)
Last week, pitcher Morris Wood threw a perfect game.
(groans) – [Announcer] Perfection, of course, being no one hitting anything. What a thrill. – Bruce, this is inhumane. – It’s justice. He deserves everything he gets. – [Announcer] Bob Cashen
coming to the plate. – [Broadcaster] Cashen
has had an at bat in 461 other games this year. Amazing for this, his 37th season. – Ah! – Can’t they at least
get him a beer, or some carbs to eat? I can’t watch this. – [Broadcaster] Here’s the pitch, and… A bunt.
– Ahhh! – [Broadcaster] Pitcher, Jared
Bowlby shakes off the pitch. (dramatic music) And another. And another. – Ah, ah, ah. – [Broadcaster] Shakes off the pitch. – Ah, ahhh. – [Broadcaster] Shakes off the pitch. And another. – [Announcer] Jackson Aldridge
on his way to the plate with a 320 batting average,
or point 32; nothing like fractions in the afternoon. – [Broadcaster] And another.
– Ahh. – [Broadcaster] Shakes off the pitch. – [Announcer] Aldridge
pauses to weigh his bat or warm up or something. (gulps) – [Broadcaster] And another. – [Announcer] And it’s a hit! And he’s thrown out at first. Big hit! Foul ball. – Ahh. – [Broadcaster] It’s a hit! Thrown out at first. – No! It’s so boring! – [Broadcaster] He seems on the way (screams)
to the World Series where fans are treated
to the satisfaction of a mathematical elimination. – [Announcer] Baseball, the
sport for men in button downs. Baseball, where the fans
need a set time to stretch more than the players. Baseball, the only place besides church to hear organ music. (phone rings) – Death row. Yes, Governor. Understood. Gentlemen, switch it to soccer. – No! – Hey, it’s Grant from College Humor. Click here to subscribe to the channel. Click here for more fun stuff. And, sorry, you guys,
it feels like I’m out. Am I out? Cause I can like, I can
see the top of the camera, so it’s… Is this better? All right. It feels worse. Okay. Thanks for watching.
For the Europeans, soccer sucks. And to the hipsters, soccer sucks.
who got tortured watching this
Why isnt anyone talking about cricket?
May God have mercy on all of us, for real
I'd be totally fine watching a game of baseball, because I guess I'm a freak; but watching a game of soccer/football is the definition of inhumane.
Grant, Trapp, and Zac did great in this, but Raf was too silly. Everyone was serious in the beginning except for Raf. His performance was completely out of place. Also, soccer isn't very fun to watch, but there's no way you can say it's less exciting than baseball. That didn't even make sense. Golf would've been a better alternative.
Meanwhile, I'm just living in Norway where literally the worst punishment we have is "You get 21 years, then we'll consider". Which is a GOOD THING!
Donald trump: you are the enemy of the people!
I really dont get why people say baseball is boring
Con….. Daymed 🤣🤣🤣
They switched to soccer because the American Men's "soccer" team SUCKs BIG TIME.
I don't know i kinds like watching base ball…
But watching soccer is so entertaining?
What is more traumatic is watching corfball
Baseball is most boring sport in the world
00:50 Illuminati confirmed
(Sticker on the back of the TV)
Oh Grant, you tickle me.
Football is just as boring. 5 seconds of action then STOP. 3 seconds of action then STOP. 7 seconds of action STOP. it's like a traffic jam
The football (soccer) is actually fun…
How does Babe Ruth play into this?
Gotta love all the rustled Europeans defending their futbul, meanwhile no one is defending baseball lol. Both are dull for non-fans, you can still enjoy either.
This could have been very funny
More emotion than batman v superman
This is just me watching any sport
Who thinks football (soccer?) is boring, has never watched liverpool vs milan in the ucl final of 2005.
Unfunny
watching soccer is better than watching baseball. and ive never even watched a whole game of soccer.
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Yeh hand egg or commercial game is better than real football
Bunch of whiners….the best game. Where men fail7 out of 10 times and make the hall of fame..FAIL? I know,it hard for some of you snowflakes to grasp. What’s better ? Men in tights? Or men with shorts down past their knees?
I was forced to watch this they held my eyes open I’ll never feel clean again
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Dislikes are from sadists…
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Baseball is great i'd ask them to turn it to the mariner game
Am I the only one who's not mad that his watch strap is undone at 1:00?
Cricket!
Just close his eyes
This is all sports for me
SOCCER IS AMAZING, HOW DARE U???
Grant should be a serious actor. He really should.
Y’all are retarded baseball is awsome
No I think watching golf would be way worst
The Internet: The only place where people can argue about whether some guys kicking a ball or some guys throwing a ball is better.
Tennis is definitely worst
I can sit through 2 games of baseball. HAH.
Baseball is freaking awesome
watched this when it came out but i came back because i like baseball now 🙁
When you realize that Grant's "execution face" is actually duck face…
Maybe if Joe Buck is broadcasting
should have had one of the guards going crazy
and another
You know, if my wife came home one day and said that I had to stay inside all day Sunday and watch football, I'd scream………………noooooooooooooooo, what did I do to deserve this punishment? Why can't I go outside and cut the grass, or weed the flower beds? The inhumanity of it all. I feel Grant's pain.
I like watching and playing baseball
Could’ve slept through the game and instead of watching that whole thing
Gentlemen, switch it to cricket
I like baseball
Soccer? Don't blame Americans people of the World, they want to watch merchandise and ads with a 15 minute sport break.
I play and love baseball.
How is it bad to watch baseball?
WHATTT SOCCER IS GREAT !
Helo gvernor
As a baseball fan I find this… pretty funny.
Baseball is fun to watch
Uh, golf is 110% worse
This is so true
I was so bored watching this 😖😟😵
0:53 illuminati
Please just try to zone out
It would make more sense if it was your favorite baseball team losing over and over again.
Fun fact the reason its called soccer is cause the English (U.K.) called it socc and would usually add "er" to the end of words as slang so soccer moved to America and that's what Americans called it soccer but then Britain thought the word soccer sounded too American to they changed it to futbol
This is a horrible punishment, it's painful to watch
Baseball is boring if you don't understand how hard it is
I like how the old people switch where they’re sitting halfway through.
Woah what's wrong with FOOTBALL ⚽
Honestly I play baseball and love it, but it is the 2nd most boring game to watch behind golf only.
Nooo! Not Grant!!!!
Come on soccer(real football) is awsome. Way better than America football
This is what really happened to pat, RIP
Ikr
Damn you missed the boat here.. punchline could have been golf, cricket, even horse racing..
wait wot if soccor is considered boring then what's a good sport to watch?
"Switch it to soccer"
literally everyone outside of america: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mmm, yes yes, Indubitably indeed, baseball and football are among the most boring forms of entertainment.
Hey. I like baseball.
These guys don't know what they're doing. Baseball isn't boring at all! I played a ton of it on Wii Sports, so I know exactly what I'm talking about.
No one would ever force someone to watch soccer Way too cruel
It should of been tennis going to golf
that ending was inhumane
Wtf americúnts don't you dare disrespect football ("sucker") it's obviously the most entertaining sport… wtf…
Haha its baseballside
Im meeting my dad tomorrow and hes making me go back to a baseball game🙄
PIRATES! WE'RE THE PIRATES, GODAMMIT!
Sorry, I've only been to three games and don't even like baseball that much, I just felt the need to defend the city I was born in, but never lived in.
Raph: switch it to soccer
Me: Yessssss
Watch some one play it on wii sport it’s better
So his final words were NNOOOOOOOO
Should have changed it to NASCAR
The reason that baseball used to be popular was because the players could actually hit the ball
I was gonna like the video till you said switch it to soccer and he screamed “noooo!!” Damn it 😂😂