The Season: Ole Miss Baseball – Day One (2019)


Hardly any wind, the sun’s shinning, not a cloud in the sky. It is a beautiful day for the first scrimmage of the season. Officially, first day at the yard. Man, happy to be back. Gosh it feels good, first practice. This is the start to something beautiful. Let’s rock and roll. That’s got a good jump, that’s all. Alright, horrible decision. I’m gasping. It feels disgusting. Nice pitch. That was nasty. That was gross. 90. I was going spew right now. Definitely. Yep. Got you, I’m going. Runner. Told you. Hey, I’m out thinking him right now. Coop a loop. We’re doing it. How’s that shadow? Oh, it’s not that fast. [MUSIC] Did you hit that with your eyes closed? I had to. And then I still careless, that’s how good I was. Well this country music is just not it. Right Cooper? Not it at all. Not it at all. Speak in there. Speak in here. It’s not it. It’s not it. It’s not it. It’s not it, change it. Yeah, Lil Wayne? Let’s get it. Some like Neyo. Yeah, I’m down. Some R&B? Hey, I’m mic’d up right now, so don’t say bad words. [Laughter] That’s a knot. Still set. I’ll be damned. Water boy. I have the mic on now, just mic’d for the first time. Oh yeah, that was nasty. Hey can I get a little energy out of you please? I have energy. No you don’t, not with me. That’s a lie. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Let’s go. The dirt’s just hard. I swiped second too. Yeah I saw that. I’m trying to figure out who got jellied. I did get jellied. I’m trying to figure out who did the jellying. How did you get jelly? I don’t know. I think it’s somebody that has it out for me. Because they know that I hate jelly. Do you really not like jelly? I hate jelly. Wow. Jelly all over my hands. Alright, if you left it alone over there? Oh the – I’ve got peanut butter. What happened? First I thought it was just a coincidence, but give my glove to Connor Green, let him keep eye of it, come back there’s this slab of peanut butter on it. You know, I’m starting to think it’s Connor Green. I’m starting to think it was Connor Green, Cooper. I’m starting to think it is too, he’s asking everybody. Alright, Ant, starting to think it’s Connor Green. Thomas, you know me right? I know you. You’ve played with me for quite some time. If I had something to do with this, you know I would tell you. There is a peanut butter recluse who is loose out on Swayze Field. I mean, this is got – somebody’s got to get to the bottom of this. I would say, it’s somebody who has something to gain from you being distraught about your glove being jellied and peanut butter on your glove and I think Cooper Johnson is probably suspect number one. I told Connor Green he’s accusing everybody, pointing fingers, he’s not out here. But he is the culprit. He is the one. I’ve had this theory all day. He’s accusing – he did that, he did that. Connor Green did it. Athletes really tried blaming the peanut butter on me. I did not touch the peanut butter or the jelly. You’re coming at me, see he’s just coming at me. You did it. If you happen to know anything about this peanut butter and jelly debacle, please come to Swayze February 15th or the inner squads before then and please let me know because me and Connor Green are trying to get to the bottom of this. So any information regarding that please let us know.

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