Hey guys and welcome to the layoff challenge Basically, you lay it off to someone, they lay it off back to you, You’ve got to try and score past the world famous… [Scream of Pain] Black goalie! My name’s on the t-shirt! [Ohhhhhhhh…] Oh my God… It’s good! Hello! Oh, he’s done him dirty! Oh, come on man! Oh, we are useless! [High voice] Hiya! [Chuckle] Wha… We’re so white… What are you doing bruv? He’s sleeping, ’cause no one’s hitting the target He’s sleeping on you! Oh, do him dirty… Hit him, hit him real hard [hit him hard]! Ohhh! Good keepin’… Wow, what a save… VGANG! Now, it seems clearer BANG! JME! Ohhh! That was a nice shot as well! What a save! Has no one scored yet? No… Am I really going to be the- I’m going to be the first person to score and it’s goint to be amazing, watch this… I think I have choice over this… [chuckle] Fuck him over! Dink it, dink it! Aww! Oh God… It’s good! It was a good shot… This one should go on target, hopefully… On target, not in…? No it’ll be on target, that’s all I need to aim for. On target! Rebound! That was a pass… Rebound! Jesus… If I was a girl, I’d be called Jennifer. Why? I would. You would? I would. I just wanted you to know I would. I would too, give me a good pass please? Oh, we are useless… I tried to finisse [finesse] it… I tried to finisse it… [Bad remark about the shot] That was on target you little peasant! Hashtag #GoalsGoals What? Oh, I like that, I like that! Goals Goals! Go on mate! Hashtag #GoalsGoals mate… Hashtag it! Oh… Hastag Hashtag Hashtag, which way, who knows? Go on… Can we get a goal? [3x] Oh, that’s good! That’s really good… It’s good! It’s goood! Ok, my second chance, to be the first to score… Here it goes! Right, Simon please… Yes, that’s the one! Ohhh! That’s the best one so far? Awww! Always improving, miss, on target, goal! Ohhh… It makes sense, it makes sense! It makes sense, it’s just not going to happen… Oh that is… savage. Oh what is that? What so you mean? That’s a beautiful finish! You told me to put it wherever I want! True. Miss, on target, miss! My nickname used to be Skeltor… Now it’s not. [Chuckles] Subscribe to Callux for some more banter. Go on… Surely…. [Silence] The goals too big. Uh… Yeah, top right, top right. Here we go! Ohhh… We are useless! Right, history in the making. What history are you making? [Music build up] Ohh… [Wild screaming] Gooaal! We’ve had a goal! Oh shit! He became the ball! See! [Chuckle] Two goals in a row, can we do it? Can we do the impossible? Oh, I reckon so… Let’s go Simon… Oh! Oh! Boom! [Wild sceaming] What a save! What a save! Black goalie! Black goalie! What a save… How’s he done that? Uh, was that neccessary? [Repetition of earlier audio in slow motion] I’m not goint to say anything this time. Well I have already… But I’m not. Alright. [Music build up] Oh my God! [Wild screaming] [Screetch] That was awful. [Chuckle] That was awful… Ow, that really hurt! [Laugh] I can’t support this… Look! Sidemen tracksuits, really good, high quality! No rip, no rips! Bang! Oh… Oh, I’m sorry, I’m… Give me your shoes… I’m the cleaner now… I’m not a fucking football player anymore… Leed scum! Leeds scum! Ah! Yeah, that was really bad. Ey, that was first attempt! Go on Simon! Go on Simon! Ohh! Stop that, ey stop that! [Chanting] We love you Simon! Oh, it’s far… Ohhhhh! Straight through! Did it go in? I don’t know! It went in! What?! [Laugh] Oh boy, oh boy! Oh…! [Wild screaming] Ah! Tobi’s go! Tobi’s the best of the Sidemen! Oh, shut up! Let’s go Tobi… What a let down, Jesus, he’s terrible! Ey, that was a warm up…! Warm up, yeah. Everyone get’s a warm up! It is quite warm… Oh, baby! Oh, here we go… [Celebrating] He’s done it! So that was the layoff challenge, if you want to see more football check out their channels And, yeah, that is it, they’re in the description Goodbye! [Jumbled talking, shouting] Aw… It’s not good!


  1. They were piss easy saves. Tobi is not a good goalkeeper he just makes them look good by being dramatic! Half those saves could have been made standing, no dive needed and the ones that went in were easily savable. I know what your thinking. Who is this guy saying shit, he dont know what hes on about. Well actually I do . I play for Nottingham forest U18 as a goalkeeper. So you can all GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. on the what a save by toby that was actually a goal if you pause it at the right moment the shadow of the ball is inside of the goal

  3. Not trying to be nasty but when Callux is putting water over his head he would not have been on his heat it would be on his bald hair ???

  4. Callux
    If I was a girl I would call my name jenitha: calluxina skelltor its should be or jenitha calluxina skelltor

  5. Callux saying you little peasant to Tobi
    Kids that’s what’s called racism?
    And then when when you think it’s over group of white people beating up Z-GANG

  6. josh:dadi

    callux: funny

    harry:very confiedent

    simon:best football youtuber

    tobi : black goalie

    jme: always wearing something on his head

    lewis: white

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