-Get him! Oh, my God! -He’s going around him.
-Get him! -Get him, get him.
-Get in the game! It’s the fourth quarter.
Play some defense! -Two minutes left.
Two minutes left. They’re — They’re killing me.
They’re actually — They’re killing me right now.
-Hey, hey, we got this. -You know what we need?
-What? [ Rap music plays ] -Yeah, we gotta let it breathe
-Okay, yes. That’s what I’m talking about.
-Yes! -Wait, what are you doing? What are you doing
calling a time-out? The clock stopped.
Great, okay. Why are we not
watching football? -Relax.
We got this, man. We’re gonna win it. -Damn it. Again.
I got — I got to go! I got — You know what?
It was good seeing you, man. -All right.
-I got to take off. I got to go.
I got to go. But you know what?
Just text me the score. I’ll try
to hear it on the radio. -Yeah.
We got this. We got this! We got this, yeah! -You know, all right, hey, will you chill with
the lady parts already? This is gonna be an epic finish.
Eyes on the TV. -Epic finish. Yeah.
I should probably go. -What? ¿Qué pasa? -Well, the “posso” is that, uh,
this copy of Ladayz is rubbing me
in all the right ways. And you do not want this
to happen in there. -Just leave me alone.
-We got this. -All right. -Edwards takes the snap.
Fakes the hand-off. He’s going long.
The ball is up. And Jackson with… -…species of butterflies
need more sodium, and that provided by nectar. This butterfly lands on the yellow-spotted
Amazon river turtle and literally drinks his tears for the sodium in the water. -No, no, no. I-I-I know. I know.
I’m just — I’m exhausted, John. No, I love them. I-I just — I hate football. No, no, I di–
Look, I didn’t tell them. Just [sighs] I’m waiting
for the right moment. Yeah. Okay, I love you, too. Okay.
Bye. [ Sighs ]
[ Engine starts ] -He takes the snap.
He fakes the hand-off. He’s going long.
The ball’s up. And Jackson with…
[ Beep ] [ Erik Satie’s
“Gymnopédie No. 1” plays ]