The Champions: Season 3, Episode 2
What happens when 800 of the world’s most elite footballers… and their managers live together under one roof? Players stop being polite… and start getting Re-al. This is… The Champions. I am so sick of all the vanity and the egos in Paris. That is why next season, I’m going to Miami. If you come at Napoli, be prepared to get a pizza me… Ever since I was a young boy, I dreamed of playing for Juv… Piemonte Calcio And just remember, don’t overlook Olympiacos! A red card this early in the morning? I didn’t realize the refs could see into my dreams. I’m afraid It’s not that kind of red card… …it’s worse. Aye yai yai. So every year, the winner of the Champions League hosts a ball in their honor. I can say from experience, it’s usually not very fun for the losers. But this year is different, because everybody loves Liverpool! I can feel the excitement all over the house! I’m not going. Bup-bup, Razz, we have to go. We have to show them that we can handle anything they throw at us…even a…a… An insufferable Liverpool wankfest? Yes…even an insufferable Liverpool wankfest. The festivities are about to begin, so please take your seats. What’s this, we’ve got no silverware? Barcelona, we didn’t mean to put you front and center, but unfortunately, all the corners were taken too quickly! Before we begin, I want to thank a special person, without whom we would not be here today, Mr. Loris Karius. Thank you for showing our American overlords the importance of spending a lot of money on a competent keeper. Well, we’ve got some special treats for you tonight, folks. Liverpool greats, old and new, will share with us their favorite memories and what this title means to them. First up, Captain Fantastic himself, Steven Gerrard! Yikes. OK. Well, next up is, Robbie Fowler! Moving on now to number 38 of me top 50 list of Liverpool inside jokes that only true scousers would understand… …In the Netherlands, we have a saying, “Je staat nooit alleen,” or in English…you’ll never walk alone. And that is why we need more Liverpool players in the media! We should never have to talk alone. Bleedin’ hell. Seriously, we can’t just leave? No! We must stay. Because when we win this year… then they must stay. Kevin. And then there was the 2005 Champions League semi-final against Chelsea. What’s the matter, Lampard? You look like you’ve seen a ghost. Ugh, Liverpool. Such bloody wankers, am I right? And now, we’d like to play a special video, to show you why in Liverpool, this means more. Welcome to Liverpool, where everything matters a little more. Other teams have supporters. We have a family. Other teams have managers. We have a guardian angel with perfect teeth. We are the most special team, in the most special city, with the most fun, likeable players and and the catchiest songs. We are Liverpool… This means more. Your team means less. Please give me a red card! I’ll do anything! Anything! Just please eject me, man! And now you’re all very lucky. ‘Cause we’ve got a very special musical guest, a legendary Liverpool musician… Let’s give it up for… Jamie Webster! Who the hell is Jamie Webster? You don’t know Jamie Webster? Mo Salah, Mo Salah, my heart is full of Liverpool, and if I die, I hope I go to heaven, and heaven is actually Anfield, and god is Robbie Fowler. Mo Salah, Mo Salah, I love you so much I would eat your poop. Oh, come on. This is painful. Everyone else is leaving. Yes. But we’re not like everyone, Razza. Remain classy. Don’t let them break you. Wow…that was truly unbelievable. And now, I want to do a toast, to the incredible feat of winning the Champions League, and doing so without spending all the money that Manchester City spends, oh my god it’s like a fantasy land over there..am I right? So let’s all raise our cups! Ah. Is there is anything sweeter than drinking from Ol’ Big Ears? I can think of one thing. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Drinking from the Premier League trophy! But, of course, Liverpool wouldn’t know. Whoa. He hasn’t looked at the table, has he? Seriously. So self-absorbed. No wonder everyone hates Man City. Hey, what’s up, YouTube? Hit subscribe to support The Champions, and you’ll instantly be more committed to B/R Football than I am to Tottenham.
As an American I understand about 2/3 of the jokes on this show. But I still find it quite amusing.
Fuck u
BR's detail & tiny in-jokes are just mind blowing. You have to watch a couple of times! Loved Trent & Robertson being the one helping to 'assist'. 'All that's left to say is………….'Kevin''
1:51 I don’t think Messi do like this when he put the puppet in his hand
2 weeks. Finally
kevins master plan: Kevin…
We're is ajax
Pep Guardiola at the end. "I CAN THINK OF ONE THING, DRINKING FROM THE PREMIER LEAGUE TROPHY, BUT OF COURSE LIVERPOOL WOULD'NT KNOW!". Halarious
I guess that is why Ramos is a world-class defender, he is training even when he dreams!
I had to skip back 4 times to understand what Dirk Kuyt said in Dutch
I'm French
Valbuena so short 😭
sorry barcelonians, for putting you in the center.
the corners were taken too quickly
SAVAGE
Anyone noticed BREXIT..?
Valbuena will be fuming after this 😂😂
Your team means less
oh,Kevin…
2:49 One of the best parts of the video.
We need more 😂 this is just brilliant
Real madrid won 4 Ucl in 5 years and they are not jumping as much as liverpool are.
"This means more, Your team means less" The funny thing is that's exactly how Liverpool fans are
Why they make Van Dijk look like that? I liked how he looked last season
You scouse bastards
Pep is evil ginius
who sings the outro, she's good
This is genius!!
Hahaha i lost it at the "brexit" sign.
This show is all about football Easter eggs. I get why Stevie G slipped. But why did Robbie Fowler made a face while stepping over him. Also why were the legends blurry. Can somebody clear that up, that would be great.
yes they wouldnt know
3:35 We are Liverpool. This means more. Your team means less!
J'aime même si je comprend pas
3:05 😭😭😭
4:09 brexit
Absolutely genius
3:03 ha that goal that didn't actually go over the line or a ghost goal. Funny ghost joke.
4:00
Porque quitasteis los Subtítulos???
This is genius. I swear it's one of the best cartoons ever made
1:51 😂
Thank GOD like if you have been waiting
You guys should publish that song
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥
🦅🦅🦅🦅Beşiktaş🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 at least the logo can be seen on Karius😂
Valbuena: don't overlook olympiakos😂
WELL DONT ⚪🔴
Every clubs hate Liverpool
FRANKS CARTOON BETTER START BEING NICE TO PULISIC OR HE WONT CONTINUE TO BAIL HIM OUT IN REAL LIFE NO MORE
“Such bloody wankers am I right “
This video only means more if you're a kopite
Y los subtítulos porque no lo habréis puesto en esta temporada?????
Anyone notice Karuis’ meatball comes off his plate strait to Benzema 😂 that was subtle.
5:28 oh Ericsson 😆
Huhh…Kevin
I would love to see the real Jurgen Klopp react to this
oh Kevin
3:43 Pierluigi Collina!!
Ha ha ha
The exit sign said Brexit. I thought all English teams would stay inside 🤣
Just think, somewhere a grown up is proud of this.
The way this episode took the piss on so many clubs and players is ridiculous.
XD LMAO
Karius accidentally hitting the meatball to Benzema's plate is brilliant
After pep tells sterling his plan de bruyne said “Kevin” in a creepy voice I was laughing so hard
In 4:44 i like how salah mane don't drink cos they are muslims
Where is arsenal
We are Liverpool… This means more, your team means less😂😂😂😂. I died
They need to put Gary Neville in some episodes to deal with this Carragher, such a wanker :))
Yyyaaaassss
You guys should make one about Manchester utd and Arsenal
3:06
subtitles???
It’s not good at all
Yeah, the human here…
Instead of pinot grigio on that wine bottle it said orgio lol
Jadon Sancho texting
“Liverpool has 6ucl trophies not 7”
Best episode ever! Guess who I support…
1:55 Karius drops the meatball on a plate for Benzema just like he did in the final😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
The SCOUSERS are unbearable
That silverware joke was brutal
Los subtitulos en español por favor
The unbearables on tour! Currently stopping at the animation world!
"All the corners were taken quickly" What an Origi-nal joke.
I really love this reference to Paul McCartney. Everyone was leaving, and suddenly they thought, it is him, and everybody was looking back again 😂
[At the Dinner]
Dele Alli: Whats this, we got no silverware?
Klopp chuckles
Pochettino sheds single tear
XD yall need to get a show on netflix I want 30 minutes of shit like this
You are amazing just amazing 😂✌️
2:56 ha Kevinn 😈😂😂😂
1:56 I — AM — DYING
0:25 piomente calcio kkkkkkkk,fifa 20 players will understand.
1:57
Karius drops his meatball to Benzema’s plate. Like champs finale in 2018
Piemonte calcio
4:42 Why Milner doesn't drink Ribena?
Subtítulos en español por favor
Substitules in Spanish please
Pap pap rahz🤣
What's this theme song though?
legendei esse episódio no meu canal, quem quiser assistir por lá
Alli: What’s this we’ve got no silverware Poch: Tear 😂😂😂😂 it hurts but it’s also so funny
Fun Fact: Everyone hates Liverpool more than Man City
1:57 That was a brilliant reference to Karius giving away the ball to Benzema in last year's Final 😂😂
Song??
Do a club master chef please