Ted Danson Hates Baseball


ARE YOU A BASEBALL FAN?>>THIS IS A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY. I ADMIRE, PLAYED ONE, NO, I’LL A BASKETBALL FANATIC. I’M THRILLED THE DODGERS ARE PLAYING. GOOD LUCK. WISH THEM ALL THE LUCK IN THE WORLD BUT NO ATTACHMENT. I WAS THE KID IN THE PLAY GROUND WHERE THE TWO BEST PLAYERS WOULD PICK TEAMS RIGHT. ? THEY WOULD PICK PLAYERS AND I WOULD BE THE ONLY ONE STANDING. AND THEN THERE WOULD BE THIS PAUSE. THEN IT WOULD BE, YOU TAKE TED. NO, WE HAD TED LAST TIME. YOU TAKE TED. SO I HATE BASEBALL.>>Jimmy: THEN YOU BECAME MAY DAY MALONE AND WHO HAD THE LAST LAUGH? I DON’T THINK ANY OF THOSE GUYS BECAME SAM MALONE. WHAT YEAR WAS THIS PHOTOGRAPH TAKEN?>>1982.>>Jimmy: THAT’S AND YOU NICHOLAS WHO PLAYED COACH ON CHEERS. AND CARL, THE GREAT RED SOX PLAYER. CARL LOOKS PRETTY EXCITED TO BE THERE.>>YEAH. THIS IS RIGHT AFTER THE PILOT. AND THEY THOUGHT WE NEEDED SOME PICTURES, SOME PHOTOGRAPHS AROUND THE STUFF THAT WOULD MAKE IT LOOK LEGITIMATE THAT I HAD BEEN A PITCHER. SO THEY WERE PLAYING THE ANGELS AND THEY HAD LOST THE NIGHT BEFORE. AND SOME MANAGER OR PUBLICIST CAME UP TO CARL AND SAID, THIS IS TED DANSON. NO IDEA. AND THEY’RE DOING A SHOW ABOUT BASEBALL AND WE WOULD LIKE — AND HE WAS SO PISSED OFF. ALL HE WANTED TO DO WAS GO PLAY BASEBALL AND BEAT THE ANGELS. AND TOWED HANG OUT WITH THESE TWO YOKELS.>>Jimmy: THAT’S FUNNY.>>HE WAS NOT PLEASED. HE WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE. YOU LOOK AT HIS EYES.>>Jimmy: SO BEFORE WE HAD PHOTO SHOP, YOU HAD TO ACTUALLY GO TO THE BASEBALL STADIUM.

17 thoughts on “Ted Danson Hates Baseball

  1. He looks like the white version of Ted Williams the homeless man dubbed "The Man With The Golden Voice" https://youtu.be/Tb-udTIgNwE

  2. Sam hates Baseball.. that's gonna run through my head every time I see a Cheers rerun.
    Well that, and memories of my adolescence, laying on my bed, flipping through my Cliff Clavin scrapbook and writing about him in my diary.

  3. Princesa Encantada Top D+++++ seu canal ganhou mais uma inscrita ✨🌷💖🌷✨
    Love you ✨🌷🇧🇷🌷✨ (( O Que Fazer eletrônico ))
    https://youtu.be/E5RLkrVws-Q

  4. BRITISH BLOGGER SLAMMED JIMMY KIMMEL FOR INSULTING FILIPINOS AND CALLING DUTERTE A MONSTROUS
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOhY037Z0_E&feature=youtu.be

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