Table Tennis is Hard – a Sports Interrogation Video.


Hi all, and welcome to a special edition of
Sports Interrogation! We’ve got a special treat in store for you! That’s right Paul. The ITTF are making a new promo video for
the sport of table tennis, and we have received a leaked copy of their first attempt. So without further ado, here’s the ITTF with
“Table Tennis is Hard”. Apologies to Taylor Swift. I don’t like your little pips. Don’t like your banana flips. The way you twiddle too. Just to fool me, I don’t like you. I don’t like your perfect crime. How you laugh when you boost. You said the fault was mine. Isn’t cool, no, I don’t like you .(Oh!) But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick
of time. Hardbats rise up from the dead, I post it
all the time. I’ve got a rubber list and yours is in red,
underlined. I check it once, then I check it twice, oh! Ooh, go harden the heck up. Go harden the heck up. Go harden the heck up mate. Go harden the heck up. Ooh, go harden the heck up. Go harden the heck up. Go harden the heck up mate. Go harden the heck up. I don’t like your hidden serves. They keep coming in strange curves. You banned my one colour bat. Took my pips, and made them grip. (What?) The world moves on, another serve and third
ball. Just not for me, not for me, all I think about
is rallies. And then the world moves on, but one thing’s
for sure. Maybe I got mine, but you’ll all get yours. Ooh, go harden the heck up. Go harden the heck up. Go harden the heck up mate. Go harden the heck up. Ooh, go harden the heck up. Go harden the heck up. Go harden the heck up mate. Go harden the heck up. I don’t trust nobody and nobody trusts me. I’ll be the umpire calling all your bad serves. I don’t trust nobody and nobody trusts me. You’ll have to pay one hundred for your Tenergy. I don’t trust nobody and nobody trusts me. I wish these plastic balls were just a bad
dream. I don’t trust nobody and nobody trusts me. We’ll all be saved by Table Tennis Extreme!. I’m sorry, the old ping-pong can’t come to
the table right now. Why? Oh, ’cause it’s dead!

3 thoughts on “Table Tennis is Hard – a Sports Interrogation Video.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *