SEC Shorts – If marriage was like college football recruiting

Jennifer You are an amazing woman. You have such a huge heart. Yes! I commit! Well. Let’s not jump right into the official ring thing just yet. I’ve actually been holding out for Vicky in accounting. She’s been playing hard to get but I feel pretty good about it. Now that… ..that’s a five star woman. but… I do want to have a serviceable back-up option Just in case. So.. We still on for putt putt? Did you get a fax? Yeah. She said yes! Well I had a good time. Thanks for a great date. Whitney! Whitney over here! Can you tell us how your in-home visit went Yeah we had a nice time Uh we made lasagna I think we both enjoyed ourselves. Follow up do you still plan on taking your official visit to Jeremy’s next Friday? Yes I’m going to take all my official visits. uh talk to my parents and it’s a process you know? Alright, next stop on the tour is the nutrition center. Got every flavor of k-cup you can handle. Alright we’re going to head over to Vicky Smith’s engagement ceremony and this one’s a pretty big one, Bob. Oh no doubt there’s a big crowd here. We have 3 very nervous suitors. Very nervous. The hats are on the table to let’s do it. Yeah so here we go it looks like we’re going to see a bit of a hat dance here and this is a five star catch right here so who do you think it might be? Well you got Herndon the hometown favorite and I thnk that’s who she’s going to go with. So here we go. We may have a selection here. It does look like she’s picked a hat Wow this is a huge upset if this is happening here. Big one Oh! the Fake out. Now that has to sting, Gene. You know I don’t know if that was entirely necessary

89 thoughts on “SEC Shorts – If marriage was like college football recruiting

  1. I like how the 1 guy without a collar is the 1 that is trying to adjust it

    Any thoughts on checking out sec basketball, can Tennessee hold

  2. " I don't think that wasn't entirely necessary." Lol! Again the Shorts have come through with another great skit.

  3. Let's see. A girl that likes football and sports. Is a nurse. And beautiful. Wants kids. Yep five star wife. πŸ™‚ That fake out was cold though lol.

  4. my wife is an overrated 3 star…;(Β  What can i say, I was hoping for a diamond in the rough like Josh Jacobs…oh well.

  5. LOL, you poor cucks. That is how it works LOL. If you think you the only guy the girl is talking to, you are a moron

  6. I couldn't help but notice the color of the hats. The one she rejected was Georgia red. Were the others suppose to be Auburn and A&M or Auburn and Miss State?

  7. Love all these videos. So glad you guys are doing these even after football season to carry us until next football season keep up the good work

  8. Could have added an "income" factor insinuating who would offer the most money, but that may have been a little too realistic.

  9. "Let's not jump right into the official ring thing just yet. I've actually been holding out for Vicki in accounting….Now that, that's a FIve-Star Woman." Epic.

  10. I asked my wife once if she would’ve married me if id been an Auburn fan (we’re Bama fans) and she said β€œno” and there was no sign in her face that she was joking.

  11. πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰β€οΈπŸ“˜πŸ’™πŸ“•πŸ“•πŸ’™πŸ“˜πŸ’™πŸ“•πŸ“•πŸ’™πŸ“˜πŸ’™β€οΈβ€οΈπŸ’™πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰ no go

  12. Where are the bagmen? You know. The part where the guy's employer comes in and slips her a few pieces of jewelry or flowers or something.

  13. This comparison is actually very close to they way some women believe their value still exists even though they have clearly hit the wall. Great video!

  14. Isn't this basically how it is for women? They just fuck around until they feel they can't do better, then settle down with the best guy available.

  15. Lol..As someone said do a Divorce…but make it like a skipping training camp and looking for more money or looking for a playoff contender after the hubby not standing by commitments…lol

  16. #1 rated wife prospect. When I was still young and in my 20s I coulda landed that prospect. Now? I’d be like the 3rd safety husband. Ahh isn’t getting older grand?

  17. Haha. If they did this, the whole dating/marriage process might actually work better. Visiting their facility, talking to the parents, lol

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