Jack: Are we not friends any more?(Oh no!) Wade: So now that that’s happened I’m gonna raise the maximum number of strokes to 10(Good job Wade) Bob: *laughes* Wade: but we all have random balls per hole(Nice) low gravitys on, bouncy ground is on, and jumping is on so, get rekt(Sounds good) Mark: ok fine Wade: You’re gonna have a bad time Jack: Okay, this is where the rage is gonna ensue Jack: There’s a hole in the middle of this bridge that can get you down Wade: I’m a cube on the first hole?! Jack: We’re all different?? Wade: we’re all different, and it’s random every hole Jack: OH GOD I fucking did it I’m a bouncy ball?? Jack/Wade: WOOOH Bob: syncing facecam in 3.. 2.. 1.. *claps* Mark: OH OH OH OH.. OH Jack: AHHH GO IN Bob: Holy shit low gravity fucked me up Jack: YES YES YES.. come on Mark: okay Bob: I’m coming guys Wade: oh just wait Mark: Ohhh nooo Bob: im coming Mark: You got it Bob! Bob: Im working on it hang on Bob: hang on I got it Mark: Bob, what the fuck are you doing? Wade: wow Bob Bob: Slam dun– awwww Jack: SLAMMINNN’ Mark: SSSSLAMMMINNN’ (aaw mark you copied your senpai) ^^ Wade: What the- Bob: Go in the hole Jack: I can’t even do that as good as Ethan Bradburry does it Mark: no one can Bob: go in the hole, Cone! Cone. Cone. CONE CONE CONE. Wade: Bob, you’re so close Wade: Now you’re nor as close, now you’re getting progressively farther Jack: *in a toad voice* Why are your trying to sound like toad? Mark: Woow i’m sorry Bob, that cone… Bob: FUCKING CONE! Bob: alright everybody Jack: It’s all over Bob: hang on, hang on, hang on Wade: It’s alright you still have fourty seconds, Bob, you have plenty of time Jack: How are you doing that?? Jack: Ho-how are you doing that, Bob? Wade: You left click Bob: I wanted to turn the fuck around.. BOUNCE THE OTHER WAY you asshole Bob: no not this way Wade: Now your down to thirty seconds, Bob Wade: I still have faith Bob: Ugh, you know what i’m just gonna let this one die Bob: and take another shot Mark: good call Bob: OH SHIT i didn’t mean to bounce that time Wade: Well, now your down to twenty seconds, Bob! Bob: I got it I got it, I got it, i got it, down worry i got it Mark: Let him do this Wade Jack: Bob knows what he’s doing, this ain’t Bob’s first rodeo Jack: ..as a cone Bob: There we go! Wade: Oh he made it! Wade: Nice job Bob! Bob: Exackly as I intended! Jack: Oh we’re all level Mark: yay Jack: What am I? Bob: What the fuck am I? Jack: Oh! im just a ball. Im just a regular old ball! Bob: Im an egg?! Bob: Would you all get out of me so I can see what I am! Bob: Oh, im an egg Jack: OH, go in Mark: That’s not fair Wade! jack: OH, GO IN! Jack: OHH *(jack fails)* Jack: OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO CLOSE TO A HOLE IN ONE Wade: NOO Jack: Now im back out here Mark: OH FUCK OFF WITH THAT Mark: WHY THE SHIT DID IT NOT GO IN? Bob: Why can’t I jump? Bob: I’m still rolling but I can’t jump Jack: yeah, same Bob: alright, here we go Wade: I totally screwed myself over trying to knock Mark away Mark: Why’d you do that, huh? Bob: you should not have done that Wade: I just wanted to flirt with you! Wade: Jack were you just a regular ball? Jack: Yeah! and I almost got a hole in one right at the start Bob: OH GREAT! Jack: I clipped the edge of it Bob: OH CRAP! im a fucking cone agren Bob: blegh blegh Wade: a cone agren Bob: oh I went to the wrong horse Jack: I’m an egg Bob: whatever, like it matters Wade: I’m just a regular ball Jack: See ya Mark! Mark: Fuck you! Bob: Go Cone! Go Cone! Jack: AHH! Bob: No all the way cone, all the way, all the way cone, all the way Bob: we can do it! Jack: Hey, Bob! Bob: Calm down cone, calm done. Wade: YAY! Jack: Cone down, cone down Wade: Bye Mark! Jack: GO IN! Jack: oh god, im gonna hatch right here Bob: HEY! I made it! Bob: Hey, Mark your still at the start? *all laughing* Mark: THATS FUCKING BULLSHIT Bob: You doing okay friend? Mark: I’ve been a box twice! (TINY BOX TIM) Mark: TWICE! Bob: I had a cone twice so I dont care (Tiny cone carl????) Jack: I think Bob more of a say in this Mark: shut up (don’t yell at your senpai!!!) Bob: You can go take your box and fuck it! Mark: I dont wanna fuck my box Mark: You can’t make me fuck my box- Mark: that’s not what I wanted Bob: Woahh, shit Mark! Jack: I like that little boobity boop right in Jack: OH, im winning! Mark: shut up Mark shut up! Bob: What am I? Bob: Would you assholes get out of me so I can- oh i’m an egg, awesome Wade: WOAHHHHH Bob: Oh, im a ball? Sweet! Bob: WOOOH Jack: hit me Bob, hit me Wade: STOOOP Bob: Wait, tha’s not what I thought was gonna happen Wade: STOOP! Jack: GO IN! ugh Mark OH NOooo Bob: Bye Mark! Wade: NOOOOOO Bob: oh, oh, oh jump with the low gravity- oh fuck you low gravity Jack: FUCK ME! Bob: yes! yes! no! no! no. no. no. Jack: What are you doing over there Mark? Mark: What he fuck it counted like three strokes (trails off into distance in rage) Wade: *screaming* Mark: oh fuck this Bob: Having trouble Mark? Wade: The cube would be good if I didn’t make the ground all bouncy bouncy Wade: WHAT WAS THAT? Bob: I can’t stop rolling now, what is this shit? Wade: *banshee screaming* Jack: Jesus Bob: Bye Wade! Bob: OH MARK! awww Jack: I’m on shot eight Bob: Why? I’m on shot– Mark: IM A MAN, IM A MAN, IM A MAN! Wade: i’M OUT OF STROKES! Bob: Son of a bitch Mark: I’m out of strokes Bob: godamn it Jack: FUCKKK Bob: Yessss Wade: NOOOOOO Bob: I did it! Everyone else sucks! Jack: And your still losing Bob: Yeah well whatever Wade: The hole is too our left just so everyone knows Bob: It’s that? Wade: It’s right.. there Mark: no it’s not Bob: Bye Wade! Mark: you’re a liar Mark: How the fuck would you get there? Wade: Normally if your a normal ball you run straight into the wall in front of us Wade: and bounce up to the thing on our right Bob: OH MY GOD, I GOT A FUCKING BIRDIE Bob: I got a birdie Jack: OH GO IN Bob: You all can suck a dick Mark: DO NOT HIT ME, do not hit me I swear please Jack: COME ON CUBE Mark: DO NOT HIT ME Bob: Wade Bob: ohhh man Bob: Wade, oh Wade Wade: I know I should’ve but- Bob: You had such an oppertunity Mark: WHY IS IT BOUNCING OVER THE HOLE?? Wade: you’re an isophere Mark: WHAT THE FUCCKKK Mark: WHAT THE FUCK? Mark: I had that.. I HAD THAT IN THE BAAGG Bob: Hey i’m not in last anymore! Mark: What was I? Jack: You were an isophere Mark: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?? Wade: oh god Wade: OHHH BABY.. stop stop, stop, stop Bob: oh puck me Jack: yeah we’re pucks Bob Jack: oh god bouncy ground! Bob: oh baby! Jack: GO IN.. GO IN Bob: Jack are you fucking kidding?? Jack: OHHH BIRDIE Bob: oh you birdied, okay, yes Jack the puck is the worst Bob: Mark, why’d you do that? Mark: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHY DID I DO IT Mark: I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE Mark: What do you mean why?! Mark: I can’t go anywhere! Mark: WHAT THE FUCK!! Bob: OH MARK! you did it, you did it Mark! Mark: YES! YES! Mark: watch this shit! Wade: two, three, two, eight Mark: I’ve been unlucky with shapes, man, i swear Jack: You have not! Jack: you’re just a big complainey Bob: Oh I fucking hate this level! Mark: YOU BE ME, YOU TRY TO BE ME and do what I do Jack: FUCK! Bob: HOLY SHIT! Wade: Fuck meeee Jack: stop bouncing you little isophere bitch! Wade: You got this Mark! Bob: Mark we’re in the same boat we can do this! Jack: I cant even jump oh now I can Bob: oh oh oh oh egg! EGG! ep– ugh egg!
Jack: goooo Jack: oh this isosphere sucks Wade did you go in?!
wade: yeah Jack: wait what were you?
Wade: a cube Jack: *aggravated moan* Wade’s hackin’ Mark: oh fuck me Bob: Imma get a hole in two. I gonna do it Jack: go in go in
Wade: ok bob! Mark: no no no NO!
*Wade and Bob laugh Mark: *irritated grunt
Bob: I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna do it I’m gonna do it just everyone wait Wade: It’s really fun playing golf with you guys Jack: what the fuck
Wade: you guys are my bestest friends Mark: *grunt Jack: it’s really fun to listen to Mark have a mental breakdown and have a heart attack Mark: *utterly defeated* shut up– just… *Jack, Wade, and Bob laugh at Mark’s misery Bob: OH EGG! Cmon this is your time egg! nah uh shit I gotta fuckin try again I guess Jack: those tower shadows look like penises Wade: try bouncing when you– oh nevermind Bob: I’m gonna try this shit Jack: whoa!
Bob: cheers Bob: OH MY GOD I OVERSHOT IT? Wade: I think Mark’s broken *bob and wade laugh
Jack: Mark’s out Wade: he’s so angry Jack: Mark had a stroke when he lost–
*jack drowned out by wade and bob’s laughter *Mark: defeated grunts Mark: aw man Wade: I told you the Oasis was annoying as hell Mark: I’m– I’m not– I’m not having this *bob laughs
Mark: I’m not having it Mark: I refuse
Wade: oh hey are we all normal balls? Bob: are we all balls?
Jack: yeah! Mark: I’m gonna be fucked up because I’m an isosphere so fuck you *Bob and Wade laugh Mark: fuck all of you
Wade: wee!! AHH NO! Jack: oh mother of fuckin Jesus
Bob: oh sweet Jesus *everyone screaming
Wade: OH BOUNCY BOUNCY SUCKY SUCKY Bob: what the fuck?
Mark: NOW THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE! Bob: wait I’ve got an idea
Jack: what a bunch of tits *wade grunt *bob and wade grunting WAde: *gasp I DID IT!! Bob: Wade no!
Mark: but it separates you (?) Mark: HOW THE FUCK? *everyone screaming
Wade: so here’s what I did: I gave it about 3 bars, and before I got to the arrow that launches you, I jumped myself landing– Mark: *sudden epiphany OH THERE’S BARS?!?!?!? Mark: OH THERE’S A MEASUREMENT FOR POWER?!?!?
*Bob laughing at Mark’s stupidity and bad luck Mark: *rage incoming WHY DIDN’T YOU GUYS TELL ME THAT? *everyone laughing Wade: you didn’t notice that?!
Jack: It’s at the bottom of the screen! Mark: I’VE BEEN LOOKING AT — MY MIC WAS IN THE WAY OF IT *everyone dying of laughter
Mark: I’VE BEEN LOOKING AT THE RIGHT BAR AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING SCREEN!!!! Mark: I’VE BEEN TRYING TO USE THE SQUARE GRID ON THE GROUND AS LIKE A MEASUREMENT! *everyone still dying*
Mark: I DIDN’T KNOW YOU COULD FUCKING DO THAT!! *Bob still dying
Wade: that was one of the —
Mark: OH MY GOD! Mark: WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME?!
Wade: We did! Bob: We went over that! Jack: WE THOUGHT YOU FUCKIN KNEW Wade: WE WENT OVER IT!
Mark: OH MY GOD!! *wade still trying to recover
Mark: are you kidding me?! *wade coughing
Jack: so when you still fail what else are you gonna blame? Mark: wha– YOU DIDN’T TELL ME :,( Jack: IT’S FUCKING PLAINLY OBVIOUS
Mark: IT’S NOHOHOHOT>:( Mark: I’ve been using the white bar that you use to extend in front of the ball!
Jack: that’s all I’ve been using!
*wade has fallen into a coughing fit Jack: I just use the white bar to extend as well, I dont look at the power bar
Wade: Oh my god- Mark: I didn’t know there was a power meter
Wade: that was one of the first things we went over Mark: NO YOU DIDN’T! Jack: Bob you’re still doing it?
Bob: I cant fuckin make it over there *wade still recovering
Jack: I think you have to bounce off the wall at the back Mark: I used like half power and it got me there Mark: If I’d have known– like cause I was like ok i guess i want like half power I guess this is half Wade: yeah there’s a bar
Jack: that’s all I’ve been doing Wade: there’s a power bar Mark: thanks man…
Jack oh don’t roll off- Bob: oh I’m the puck, Jack move out of the way Wade: NOO Jack: I did OH MOTHER OF JESUS
Bob: holy shit! Bob: OH MY GOD
Wade: WHY DID I HAVE TO BE A CONE ON THIS ONE Jack: IT PUT ME OUT OF BOUNDS FOR THAT? Jack: I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE HOLE AND IT THREW ME OUT OF BOUNDS!
*wade and bob: irritated grunts Jack: oh god I’m rolling stop rolling stop rolling Mark: Bob where you going?
Jack: STOP ROLLING Bob: NO IT’S NOT POSSIBLE
Wade: PLEASE!! Jack: STOP ROLLING!!!!! Bob: ohohohhoh puck! oh puck 🙁 *bob and jack yelling expletives over each other Jack: you sack of tits.. *wade channels Chewbacca
Bob: OH SHIT STOP YAK Jack: Bob, Mark, I think we got fucked for this level
Mark: uh yeah… Mark: the– fricken–
Jack: the fuckin cylinder!
Wade: I’M STILL HERE TOO Mark: fuck you Wade *Jack laughs Wade: hey guys make sure you check your power bar 😉 Mark: it’s ok…. Jack: I dont even check the power bar I go by the white bar! *bob drowned out by Jack* Wade: please.. YES! NOOOO! Wade: Let me– OH I JUST WANT TO LOVE YOU
Bob: SON OF A SHIT BITCH! *Jack laughs
Mark: wow Bob: GODDAMMIT *everyone shouting
Jack: where even is the hole? (that’s what he said) Bob: Wade! *laughing hey hey Mark I see you
Wade: AHHHHHHH Jack: i’m outta strokes Bob: Mark how’s it going? I’ve got one stroke left Jack: I’m out Bob: oh hey buddy.
Mark: I don’t think this is gonna work Cause i’m a fuckin cylinder Jack: you have more strokes than anybody else Wade: you “cone” do it! Bob: *laughing did I hit you? Mark: no I don’t know what happened Mark:…cylinder. OH THANK YOU Jack: that’s gonna count as–
*mark making noises Jack: It’s gonna count as out as well Mark: waahhh waaahh wahhh Bob: goddammit, I was trying to wham the shit out of Mark because I didn’t have anything else to do with my life. Jack: ok so we all ran out of strokes that’s good wade: ugh yeah
mark: it’s fine Jack: chalk that up to bullshit Mark: life’s fine Bob: where the fuck are we supposed to go? oh I see Wade: the holes on the right, there’s like three different ways to get there. Wade: am I the egg?! oh god
Bob: I know the best one *bob cheers then screws up
Bob: oh shit, shit whoa Bob: well now I have a good way to get there maybe Jack: I love the fucking cheery music in the background– WHOA MARK mark: thank you… Bob: HO HO HEY