Mark’s EPIC FAIL | Golf With Your Friends Gameplay


Jack: Are we not friends any more?(Oh no!) Wade: So now that that’s happened I’m gonna raise the maximum number of strokes to 10(Good job Wade) Bob: *laughes* Wade: but we all have random balls per hole(Nice) low gravitys on, bouncy ground is on, and jumping is on so, get rekt(Sounds good) Mark: ok fine Wade: You’re gonna have a bad time Jack: Okay, this is where the rage is gonna ensue Jack: There’s a hole in the middle of this bridge that can get you down Wade: I’m a cube on the first hole?! Jack: We’re all different?? Wade: we’re all different, and it’s random every hole Jack: OH GOD I fucking did it I’m a bouncy ball?? Jack/Wade: WOOOH Bob: syncing facecam in 3.. 2.. 1.. *claps* Mark: OH OH OH OH.. OH Jack: AHHH GO IN Bob: Holy shit low gravity fucked me up Jack: YES YES YES.. come on Mark: okay Bob: I’m coming guys Wade: oh just wait Mark: Ohhh nooo Bob: im coming Mark: You got it Bob! Bob: Im working on it hang on Bob: hang on I got it Mark: Bob, what the fuck are you doing? Wade: wow Bob Bob: Slam dun– awwww Jack: SLAMMINNN’ Mark: SSSSLAMMMINNN’ (aaw mark you copied your senpai) ^^ Wade: What the- Bob: Go in the hole Jack: I can’t even do that as good as Ethan Bradburry does it Mark: no one can Bob: go in the hole, Cone! Cone. Cone. CONE CONE CONE. Wade: Bob, you’re so close Wade: Now you’re nor as close, now you’re getting progressively farther Jack: *in a toad voice* Why are your trying to sound like toad? Mark: Woow i’m sorry Bob, that cone… Bob: FUCKING CONE! Bob: alright everybody Jack: It’s all over Bob: hang on, hang on, hang on Wade: It’s alright you still have fourty seconds, Bob, you have plenty of time Jack: How are you doing that?? Jack: Ho-how are you doing that, Bob? Wade: You left click Bob: I wanted to turn the fuck around.. BOUNCE THE OTHER WAY you asshole Bob: no not this way Wade: Now your down to thirty seconds, Bob Wade: I still have faith Bob: Ugh, you know what i’m just gonna let this one die Bob: and take another shot Mark: good call Bob: OH SHIT i didn’t mean to bounce that time Wade: Well, now your down to twenty seconds, Bob! Bob: I got it I got it, I got it, i got it, down worry i got it Mark: Let him do this Wade Jack: Bob knows what he’s doing, this ain’t Bob’s first rodeo Jack: ..as a cone Bob: There we go! Wade: Oh he made it! Wade: Nice job Bob! Bob: Exackly as I intended! Jack: Oh we’re all level Mark: yay Jack: What am I? Bob: What the fuck am I? Jack: Oh! im just a ball. Im just a regular old ball! Bob: Im an egg?! Bob: Would you all get out of me so I can see what I am! Bob: Oh, im an egg Jack: OH, go in Mark: That’s not fair Wade! jack: OH, GO IN! Jack: OHH *(jack fails)* Jack: OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO CLOSE TO A HOLE IN ONE Wade: NOO Jack: Now im back out here Mark: OH FUCK OFF WITH THAT Mark: WHY THE SHIT DID IT NOT GO IN? Bob: Why can’t I jump? Bob: I’m still rolling but I can’t jump Jack: yeah, same Bob: alright, here we go Wade: I totally screwed myself over trying to knock Mark away Mark: Why’d you do that, huh? Bob: you should not have done that Wade: I just wanted to flirt with you! Wade: Jack were you just a regular ball? Jack: Yeah! and I almost got a hole in one right at the start Bob: OH GREAT! Jack: I clipped the edge of it Bob: OH CRAP! im a fucking cone agren Bob: blegh blegh Wade: a cone agren Bob: oh I went to the wrong horse Jack: I’m an egg Bob: whatever, like it matters Wade: I’m just a regular ball Jack: See ya Mark! Mark: Fuck you! Bob: Go Cone! Go Cone! Jack: AHH! Bob: No all the way cone, all the way, all the way cone, all the way Bob: we can do it! Jack: Hey, Bob! Bob: Calm down cone, calm done. Wade: YAY! Jack: Cone down, cone down Wade: Bye Mark! Jack: GO IN! Jack: oh god, im gonna hatch right here Bob: HEY! I made it! Bob: Hey, Mark your still at the start? *all laughing* Mark: THATS FUCKING BULLSHIT Bob: You doing okay friend? Mark: I’ve been a box twice! (TINY BOX TIM) Mark: TWICE! Bob: I had a cone twice so I dont care (Tiny cone carl????) Jack: I think Bob more of a say in this Mark: shut up (don’t yell at your senpai!!!) Bob: You can go take your box and fuck it! Mark: I dont wanna fuck my box Mark: You can’t make me fuck my box- Mark: that’s not what I wanted Bob: Woahh, shit Mark! Jack: I like that little boobity boop right in Jack: OH, im winning! Mark: shut up Mark shut up! Bob: What am I? Bob: Would you assholes get out of me so I can- oh i’m an egg, awesome Wade: WOAHHHHH Bob: Oh, im a ball? Sweet! Bob: WOOOH Jack: hit me Bob, hit me Wade: STOOOP Bob: Wait, tha’s not what I thought was gonna happen Wade: STOOP! Jack: GO IN! ugh Mark OH NOooo Bob: Bye Mark! Wade: NOOOOOO Bob: oh, oh, oh jump with the low gravity- oh fuck you low gravity Jack: FUCK ME! Bob: yes! yes! no! no! no. no. no. Jack: What are you doing over there Mark? Mark: What he fuck it counted like three strokes (trails off into distance in rage) Wade: *screaming* Mark: oh fuck this Bob: Having trouble Mark? Wade: The cube would be good if I didn’t make the ground all bouncy bouncy Wade: WHAT WAS THAT? Bob: I can’t stop rolling now, what is this shit? Wade: *banshee screaming* Jack: Jesus Bob: Bye Wade! Bob: OH MARK! awww Jack: I’m on shot eight Bob: Why? I’m on shot– Mark: IM A MAN, IM A MAN, IM A MAN! Wade: i’M OUT OF STROKES! Bob: Son of a bitch Mark: I’m out of strokes Bob: godamn it Jack: FUCKKK Bob: Yessss Wade: NOOOOOO Bob: I did it! Everyone else sucks! Jack: And your still losing Bob: Yeah well whatever Wade: The hole is too our left just so everyone knows Bob: It’s that? Wade: It’s right.. there Mark: no it’s not Bob: Bye Wade! Mark: you’re a liar Mark: How the fuck would you get there? Wade: Normally if your a normal ball you run straight into the wall in front of us Wade: and bounce up to the thing on our right Bob: OH MY GOD, I GOT A FUCKING BIRDIE Bob: I got a birdie Jack: OH GO IN Bob: You all can suck a dick Mark: DO NOT HIT ME, do not hit me I swear please Jack: COME ON CUBE Mark: DO NOT HIT ME Bob: Wade Bob: ohhh man Bob: Wade, oh Wade Wade: I know I should’ve but- Bob: You had such an oppertunity Mark: WHY IS IT BOUNCING OVER THE HOLE?? Wade: you’re an isophere Mark: WHAT THE FUCCKKK Mark: WHAT THE FUCK? Mark: I had that.. I HAD THAT IN THE BAAGG Bob: Hey i’m not in last anymore! Mark: What was I? Jack: You were an isophere Mark: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?? Wade: oh god Wade: OHHH BABY.. stop stop, stop, stop Bob: oh puck me Jack: yeah we’re pucks Bob Jack: oh god bouncy ground! Bob: oh baby! Jack: GO IN.. GO IN Bob: Jack are you fucking kidding?? Jack: OHHH BIRDIE Bob: oh you birdied, okay, yes Jack the puck is the worst Bob: Mark, why’d you do that? Mark: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHY DID I DO IT Mark: I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE Mark: What do you mean why?! Mark: I can’t go anywhere! Mark: WHAT THE FUCK!! Bob: OH MARK! you did it, you did it Mark! Mark: YES! YES! Mark: watch this shit! Wade: two, three, two, eight Mark: I’ve been unlucky with shapes, man, i swear Jack: You have not! Jack: you’re just a big complainey Bob: Oh I fucking hate this level! Mark: YOU BE ME, YOU TRY TO BE ME and do what I do Jack: FUCK! Bob: HOLY SHIT! Wade: Fuck meeee Jack: stop bouncing you little isophere bitch! Wade: You got this Mark! Bob: Mark we’re in the same boat we can do this! Jack: I cant even jump oh now I can Bob: oh oh oh oh egg! EGG! ep– ugh egg!
Jack: goooo Jack: oh this isosphere sucks Wade did you go in?!
wade: yeah Jack: wait what were you?
Wade: a cube Jack: *aggravated moan* Wade’s hackin’ Mark: oh fuck me Bob: Imma get a hole in two. I gonna do it Jack: go in go in
Wade: ok bob! Mark: no no no NO!
*Wade and Bob laugh Mark: *irritated grunt
Bob: I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna do it I’m gonna do it just everyone wait Wade: It’s really fun playing golf with you guys Jack: what the fuck
Wade: you guys are my bestest friends Mark: *grunt Jack: it’s really fun to listen to Mark have a mental breakdown and have a heart attack Mark: *utterly defeated* shut up– just… *Jack, Wade, and Bob laugh at Mark’s misery Bob: OH EGG! Cmon this is your time egg! nah uh shit I gotta fuckin try again I guess Jack: those tower shadows look like penises Wade: try bouncing when you– oh nevermind Bob: I’m gonna try this shit Jack: whoa!
Bob: cheers Bob: OH MY GOD I OVERSHOT IT? Wade: I think Mark’s broken *bob and wade laugh
Jack: Mark’s out Wade: he’s so angry Jack: Mark had a stroke when he lost–
*jack drowned out by wade and bob’s laughter *Mark: defeated grunts Mark: aw man Wade: I told you the Oasis was annoying as hell Mark: I’m– I’m not– I’m not having this *bob laughs
Mark: I’m not having it Mark: I refuse
Wade: oh hey are we all normal balls? Bob: are we all balls?
Jack: yeah! Mark: I’m gonna be fucked up because I’m an isosphere so fuck you *Bob and Wade laugh Mark: fuck all of you
Wade: wee!! AHH NO! Jack: oh mother of fuckin Jesus
Bob: oh sweet Jesus *everyone screaming
Wade: OH BOUNCY BOUNCY SUCKY SUCKY Bob: what the fuck?
Mark: NOW THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE! Bob: wait I’ve got an idea
Jack: what a bunch of tits *wade grunt *bob and wade grunting WAde: *gasp I DID IT!! Bob: Wade no!
Mark: but it separates you (?) Mark: HOW THE FUCK? *everyone screaming
Wade: so here’s what I did: I gave it about 3 bars, and before I got to the arrow that launches you, I jumped myself landing– Mark: *sudden epiphany OH THERE’S BARS?!?!?!? Mark: OH THERE’S A MEASUREMENT FOR POWER?!?!?
*Bob laughing at Mark’s stupidity and bad luck Mark: *rage incoming WHY DIDN’T YOU GUYS TELL ME THAT? *everyone laughing Wade: you didn’t notice that?!
Jack: It’s at the bottom of the screen! Mark: I’VE BEEN LOOKING AT — MY MIC WAS IN THE WAY OF IT *everyone dying of laughter
Mark: I’VE BEEN LOOKING AT THE RIGHT BAR AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING SCREEN!!!! Mark: I’VE BEEN TRYING TO USE THE SQUARE GRID ON THE GROUND AS LIKE A MEASUREMENT! *everyone still dying*
Mark: I DIDN’T KNOW YOU COULD FUCKING DO THAT!! *Bob still dying
Wade: that was one of the —
Mark: OH MY GOD! Mark: WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME?!
Wade: We did! Bob: We went over that! Jack: WE THOUGHT YOU FUCKIN KNEW Wade: WE WENT OVER IT!
Mark: OH MY GOD!! *wade still trying to recover
Mark: are you kidding me?! *wade coughing
Jack: so when you still fail what else are you gonna blame? Mark: wha– YOU DIDN’T TELL ME :,( Jack: IT’S FUCKING PLAINLY OBVIOUS
Mark: IT’S NOHOHOHOT>:( Mark: I’ve been using the white bar that you use to extend in front of the ball!
Jack: that’s all I’ve been using!
*wade has fallen into a coughing fit Jack: I just use the white bar to extend as well, I dont look at the power bar
Wade: Oh my god- Mark: I didn’t know there was a power meter
Wade: that was one of the first things we went over Mark: NO YOU DIDN’T! Jack: Bob you’re still doing it?
Bob: I cant fuckin make it over there *wade still recovering
Jack: I think you have to bounce off the wall at the back Mark: I used like half power and it got me there Mark: If I’d have known– like cause I was like ok i guess i want like half power I guess this is half Wade: yeah there’s a bar
Jack: that’s all I’ve been doing Wade: there’s a power bar Mark: thanks man…
Jack oh don’t roll off- Bob: oh I’m the puck, Jack move out of the way Wade: NOO Jack: I did OH MOTHER OF JESUS
Bob: holy shit! Bob: OH MY GOD
Wade: WHY DID I HAVE TO BE A CONE ON THIS ONE Jack: IT PUT ME OUT OF BOUNDS FOR THAT? Jack: I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE HOLE AND IT THREW ME OUT OF BOUNDS!
*wade and bob: irritated grunts Jack: oh god I’m rolling stop rolling stop rolling Mark: Bob where you going?
Jack: STOP ROLLING Bob: NO IT’S NOT POSSIBLE
Wade: PLEASE!! Jack: STOP ROLLING!!!!! Bob: ohohohhoh puck! oh puck ๐Ÿ™ *bob and jack yelling expletives over each other Jack: you sack of tits.. *wade channels Chewbacca
Bob: OH SHIT STOP YAK Jack: Bob, Mark, I think we got fucked for this level
Mark: uh yeah… Mark: the– fricken–
Jack: the fuckin cylinder!
Wade: I’M STILL HERE TOO Mark: fuck you Wade *Jack laughs Wade: hey guys make sure you check your power bar ๐Ÿ˜‰ Mark: it’s ok…. Jack: I dont even check the power bar I go by the white bar! *bob drowned out by Jack* Wade: please.. YES! NOOOO! Wade: Let me– OH I JUST WANT TO LOVE YOU
Bob: SON OF A SHIT BITCH! *Jack laughs
Mark: wow Bob: GODDAMMIT *everyone shouting
Jack: where even is the hole? (that’s what he said) Bob: Wade! *laughing hey hey Mark I see you
Wade: AHHHHHHH Jack: i’m outta strokes Bob: Mark how’s it going? I’ve got one stroke left Jack: I’m out Bob: oh hey buddy.
Mark: I don’t think this is gonna work Cause i’m a fuckin cylinder Jack: you have more strokes than anybody else Wade: you “cone” do it! Bob: *laughing did I hit you? Mark: no I don’t know what happened Mark:…cylinder. OH THANK YOU Jack: that’s gonna count as–
*mark making noises Jack: It’s gonna count as out as well Mark: waahhh waaahh wahhh Bob: goddammit, I was trying to wham the shit out of Mark because I didn’t have anything else to do with my life. Jack: ok so we all ran out of strokes that’s good wade: ugh yeah
mark: it’s fine Jack: chalk that up to bullshit Mark: life’s fine Bob: where the fuck are we supposed to go? oh I see Wade: the holes on the right, there’s like three different ways to get there. Wade: am I the egg?! oh god
Bob: I know the best one *bob cheers then screws up
Bob: oh shit, shit whoa Bob: well now I have a good way to get there maybe Jack: I love the fucking cheery music in the background– WHOA MARK mark: thank you… Bob: HO HO HEY

100 thoughts on “Mark’s EPIC FAIL | Golf With Your Friends Gameplay

  1. The way Mark said he got an eagle on hole 13 made me grin. He sounded like he was just sexually satisfied or something. LOL

  2. mark would have a stroke but too bad he ran out of them!!!
    (talk to me once you figure out the joke)

  3. So I think I'll record the cumulative scores of each player throughout the playlist, to see who's doing the best. I'll keep two scores, one based solely on what place they came, and one their actual score. (keep in mind that because Wade is in every part his score will be artificially higher than the others at the end)

    Part 16 Scores:
    Jack- 1
    Wade- 2
    Mark- 3
    Bob- 4

    Jack- 120
    Wade- 131
    Mark- 144
    Bob- 153

    Totals
    Ken- 3
    Jack- 6
    Lizzie- 7
    Entoan- 7
    Minx- 8
    Bob- 9
    Mark- 10
    Pat- 17
    DLive- 18
    Gar- 25
    Wade- 35
    JP- 37

    Ken- 227
    Minx- 268
    Lizzie- 286
    Entoan- 286
    Jack- 294
    Bob- 321
    Mark- 329
    DLive- 551
    Pat- 721
    Gar- 771
    JP- 1093
    Wade- 1557

  4. What about 10:48, when he finally saw the power bar? Oh, it is funnier with the subtitles. OH, 11:06: Wade is laughing to death at Mark. Hey, who died when Mark said: "OH THERE'S A MEASUREMENT OF POWER!?" But DashieSparkles went to the part where he said,"OH THERE'S BARS!" 10:44. Someone, teach Mark how to play, because Jack might suck at teaching… I AM NOT TEASING YOU JACK! I am just saying that you may not be good at showing Mark the way. 11:16, Bob's amazing laugh that made me pass out!

  5. Can anyone link me to Mark's video of this episode? I've seen his version before but I can't find it anywhere ๐Ÿ™

  6. Mark: OH THERE'S A MEASUREMENT OF POWER!? WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME THAT?!
    Mark: MY MIC WAS IN THE WAY I WAS LOOKING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE F**** SCREEN!
    Everyone and me: Laughs at Mark and his pathetic and stupid actions
    Wade: Goes off camera and laughs himself to death
    Mark: Why didn't you tell me? :'(
    Wade and me: We did!

  7. Do yourself a favor and watch after about 5:00 without looking at the screen. The crap they say and the noises they make TOTALLY arent disturbing out of context

  8. 10:40 is where the rage begins…
    Wade explains what he did…and Mark is destroyed๐Ÿ˜‚Poor Mark, we still love ya though! You guys are HILARIOUS at this game!!

  9. โ€œWHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME SATAN?!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  10. Bob: great, I'm a fucking cone agrian!
    Jack: your a non- englisher!
    Jack: I'm a egg!
    I died ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  11. Favorite moment:
    wade: I gave it about three bars blah blah blah
    mark: OH THERES BARS! THERES A MEASURMENT FOR POWER!
    Everyone except mark: Laughing out loud.

  12. Jack: I like how there is happy music and woahhh mark
    me: takes out woahhh
    Jack: i like how there is happy music and mark <3 i ship always

  13. THERES A MEASUREMENT FOR POWER!!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  14. When Jack said โ€œfuckโ€ I got a ad and the two words that it begin with was โ€œyour faceโ€

  15. oh this is the video where I just started to hate wade with a burning passion. NO I don't like wade if I could I would hit him with a rotting fish

  16. I like how every time somebody says fuck me you can hear somebody else in the backround yells YES YES!!๐Ÿ˜‚

  17. Its official, Marks new title is dummyplier because he didn't notice the blatant power bar in the bottom left corner of the screen.

  18. Bob: Mark Whyโ€™d you do that?

    Mark filled with rage: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHY DID I DO IT I HAD NO FUCKING CHOICE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY?! I canโ€™t go anywhere! …….. WHAT THE FUCK!?

  19. For everyone wondering why Mark didn't post videos on this game, it is said at the end of Jack's video on this same match. After the outro, there's a small clip at the end where Mark said that he had apparently forgotten to record the entire time. Thus he could not post any videos. Because he never made them in the first place.

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