[MUFFLED SHOUTING] Hey, get me out of here! Whoa! Watch it, Mr. Grabby-Pants! I don’t like being carried around like that. Jeez! [Football]: Whoa! Whoa! Hi, there! What the heck are you? Me? I’m a football. You’re a ball made of feet? No, No, No. Foot-ball! Get it? Not made of feet. [SOCCER BALL GRUNTING] Whoa! It’s a melon! I’m not a melon. I’m a football. Oh, no, you’re not! Not in America, buddy. Whoa! Freaking tourists! Is Melon made of feet, too? No, nobody’s made of feet! What’s wrong with you? I’m an orange. Yeah. Newsflash. Thanks. You’re face is full of laces. Somebody didn’t take their shoes off! [LAUGHS] Hey! Do you know what a football is? Yeah! It’s a ball made of feet. No. Football is a game that picks two worthy opponents against each other in an arena made of violence and grace. It’s the only true… Boring! What? You look like a mutated lemon. You’re a lemon-head! [LAUGHS] That’s not funny! I’m shaped like this, so it’s easy to throw me! Throw you? With their hands? Yeah. So, why are you called “Football?” You should be called a “Hand-Ball!” No! You’re a Hand-Ball! That’s not my name! Hey, Hand-Ball! It’s “Football!” Do you have any money, cause I want my “quarterback!” [LAUGHS] This is getting a little… You’re name is “Hand-Ball Lemon-Head!” [LAUGHS] That’s not my name! Hey, Hand-Ball! Can you blow bubbles with your spit? No. Like this! Watch! [BLOWS BUBBLES] That’s disgusting! Try it! No! You’re not trying! I’m not going to! Stop that! You’ll love it! No, I wont! It’s fun! NO! What’s going on? I’m the star of the Super-Bowl and this is how I get treated? Being berated by a talking orange? “Super-Bowl?” Is that for a really big salad? [LAUGHS] NO! It’s not for a big salad! Are you actually that slow?! Hey, Hand-Ball! WHAT?! Foot! What? Whoa! [FOOTBALL SCREAMING] Hand-Ball! Can I have your seat? [THUD] Oh, well… I tell ya… I’M a bloody football! Not him. Yeah, right. Hand-Ball told me that you weren’t made of feet! Stupid Melon.