Ideas to Make Baseball Fun Again


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN SO MANY OF
YOU KNOW. THE NCAA TOURNAMENT ENDED LAST
NIGHT IN DRAMATIC FASHION. DID YOU SEE THIS? WHEN
KRIS JENKINS OF VILLANOVA SCORED THE GAME-WINNING SHOT AT THE
BUZZER. TAKE A LOOK:
>>FOR CHAMPIONSHIP!>>James: IT WAS AN AMAZING. IT WAS AN INCREDIBLE MOMENT IN
THE TOURNAMENT, SO INCREDIBLE. THE GUY WHO MADE THAT SHOT, KRIS
JENKINS, COULDN’T BE REACHED FOR COMMENT BECAUSE HE’S CURRENTLY
HAVING SEX. (LAUGHTER)
>>James: I MEAN, HE HAS TO BE! (LAUGHTER)
>>James: BUT I WANT TO SAY AS SOMEONE WHO GREW.WITH THE
GREAT STATE OF VILLANOVA, THIS IS VERY EXCITING
FOR ME. I’M JUST KIDDING. I KNOW VILLANOVA IS IN THE STATE
OF PHILADELPHIA. (LAUGHTER)
>>James: SERIOUSLY, THIS CHAMPIONSHIP WAS CRAZY. THE LAST TIME PHILADELPHIA SAW A
BASKETBALL GAME THIS DRAMATIC, WILL SMITH GOT SENT TO LIVE WITH
HIS AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL AIR. (LAUGHTER)
>>James: BUT THERE’S A LOT OF SPORTS IN THE NEWS TODAY. THE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM
TWITTER JUST SIGNED A HISTORIC DEAL WITH THE NFL TO LIVE STREAM
THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL GAMES THIS COMING SEASON. BEFORE THIS THE ONLY THING ARE
TWITTER EVER LIVE STREAMED WAS KANYE’S MELT DOWNS. YOUR DAD WATCHING FOOTBALL GAME
ON TBIRT. WE ACTUALLY HAVE A LEAK OF AN
EARLY TWEET OF YOUR DAD TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO WATCH A
FOOTBALL GAME ON TWITTER. “TURN ON GAME. WANT TO WATCH GAME. DELORES, CAN YOU CALL KYLE? HE’S GOOD WITH THE COMPUTER. HASHTAG TWITTER HASHTAG NACHOS”
(APPLAUSE)>>James: BUT THIS IS REALLY
EXCITING FOR TWISHT. BUT NOT TO BE OUTDONE. FACEBOOK WILL STILL HAVE A LIVE
FEED OF YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND THRIVING WITHOUT YOU. MEANWHILE IN THE WORLD OF
BASEBALL, WASHINGTON NATIONAL BRYCE HARPER, RECEIVED SOME FLAK
FOR WEARING A HAT THAT SAYS “MAKE BASEBALL
FUN AGAIN” HAT ON OPENING DAY: THE HAT IS A TAKE ON DONALD
TRUMP’S “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” HAT. AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO MAKE
BASEBALL FUN AGAIN THAN BY REMINDING ALL OF YOUR LATINO
TEAMMATES ABOUT HOW DONALD TRUMP WANTS TO DEPORT THEM. (LAUGHTER)
>>James: THIS IS FUN, IT’S FUN! I MUST SAY. PERSONALLY, I’M NEW TO THIS
COUNTRY. AND IF I’M HONEST,
I HAVEN’T GOTTEN INTO BASEBALL YET, I HAVEN’T. BUT WATCHING YESTERDAY,
DID MAKE ME THINK THAT BRYCE HARPER’S GOT A POINT, AND THERE
ARE WAYS YOU CAN MAKE IT MORE FUN. RIGHT? SO HERE’S OUR FIRST IDEA. MAKE THE GAMES FIVE HOURS
SHORTER. RIGHT, AM I RIGHT? (APPLAUSE)
>>James: YOU’LL STILL GET A GOOD NINE HOURS OF BASEBALL. DON’T WORRY. HERE’S ANOTHER IDEA: WE LET
CHRIS CHRISTIE PLAY ONE GAME A YEAR FOR EVERY TEAM. RIGHT? HE HAS TO PLAY ON A TEAM FOR
EVERY TEAM. IT’S A CURSE FOR THEM BUT A
BLESSING FOR US BECAUSE WE GET TO SEE THIS EVERY WEEK. (APPLAUSE)
>>James: ANOTHER IDEA, I QUITE LIKE. HOW ABOUT EACH TEAM GETS TO USE
A HORSE? AND THEY CAN USE IT HOWEVER THEY
WANT. POINTS FOR CREATIVITY. (LAUGHTER)
>>James: AND MY FINAL SUGGESTION FOR MAKING BASEBALL
FUN AGAIN IS TO MAKE RUNNING THROUGH THE BASES
REALLY RUNNING THROUGH THE BASES – FIRST BASE YOU HAVE TO KISS
THE FIRST BASEMAN. IS SECOND BASE. YOU JUST COCH A FEEL. THIRD BASE A LITTLE OF THE OLD
DOWNSTAIRS. AND HOME RUN PUT THE KIDS TO
IS BED. IT’S GROWN-UP TIME.

46 thoughts on “Ideas to Make Baseball Fun Again

  1. Here's my suggestion- put two goals at either end of the field, change the baseball for a soccer ball and the first team to score more goals in 90 minutes wins. Done.

  2. Double D u and ur Kansas city liking butt will never know what it is like to feel our pain in H town

  3. I knew it I knew it I knew it as soon as he said Philadelphia I knew he would make a Will Smith joke/reference.

  4. Those who don't like baseball have the sAme feelings I do about GOLF! Baseball is one of my favorite sports. And yes I play that and softball. I'm a former catcher. If you thinks it's not a real sport, guess again. I'm damaged from the game. oh and Football (soccer) ain't wack either. I played.

  5. I cannot name one British baseball player but let's have a British person tell us how to make baseball fun again.

  6. When it said we have an early tweet of your dad, I didn't expect it to be of a guy saying he's Kyle's dad! Trippy

  7. Baseball is fun when errors are made which doesn't happen often in the major leagues. But high school baseball and college baseball still keeps me on the edge of my seat.

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