HOW2: How to Play Baseball


– Word up, fruit-lovers! A to the O with my best friend P to the E to the A to the– – I think they get it, Orange. My name is Pear, and
today Tara wants to know “How 2 Play Baseball.” – Great idea, Tara! I think
this video will be a real hit! (glass shatters nearby) – [Pear] Alright, step
one: get your equipment. You’ll need a baseball–
– Check! – A mitt–
– Check! – [Pear] And a bat. – Check! Whoa, he does not
like being held! (chuckles) – Not that kind of bat, dude. – [Orange] Ohhhh, I gotcha. You want a vampire bat! (laughs) – [Pear] Orange! We’re trying to play a
game of baseball here– What the heck are we
gonna do with a vampire? – Well, I was kinda thinking
he could be the vumpire! (orange cackles)
(pear groans) – [Pear] Step two: you’ll
need a place to play! That’s what we call a baseball diamond. – Oh! I got one! I got a baseball diamond! – Orange, a baseball diamond
is not an actual diamond. – Yeah, I know. I got a baseball diamond. – Oh! – I mean sheesh, where’s an orange like me supposed to get a real
diamond from anyway? I’m not made of money,
I’m just minute made! (orange cackles)
– Oh, brother. Well, it looks like we have our equipment, our diamond– – And don’t forget our vumpire! – [Pitcher] What’s the count, ump? Three balls, one strike? – [Vumpire] The count is Dracula! (pitcher screams) – [Pear] Yeah, who could
forget the vumpire. Well, all that’s left now is to play ball! – Yo, what you talkin’ bout? We can’t play ball yet! – Why not? – Silly pear, we haven’t even
sung the national anthem yet. – [Pear] Oh. Well I guess you’re right. They do usually sing the national anthem before baseball games. – [Orange] And the
Canadian national anthem if the team is from Canada! – [Pear] Also true. – [Orange] And the
Transylvanian national anthem if the umpire is a vumpire! – [Pear] Okay, that is not true. – [Orange] Sure is! Hit it! – [Pear] Um, I’m sorry, am I supposed to believe this is the national anthem of Transylvania? – [Orange] Of course! Why do you think they
call it trance music? (orange cackles) – [Pear] Can we please get
back to playing baseball? – [Vumpire] Did someone say “bass”? – [Pear] No. I said baseball. – [Vumpire] I heard “bass,” y’all! Yeeeeah! – [Pear] Whoaa, too much
base! Too much base! (all scream) (techno beat)

100 thoughts on “HOW2: How to Play Baseball

  1. it should be how to play baseball in your house I had a relative that used to do something like that and kept breaking the window

    He learnt how to fix it himself

    thx for this ha bisky vid I loved this a lot

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  3. Have any of you noticed,after every How2,The Fruity Question of the Day is What do you want us to teach you next?

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