I don’t know just won your very NOGLA: …smash it straight. MINI: Aaaaaaaand… Boom
NOGLA: Bam! Just like that. NOGLA: Hole in one. MARCEL: Hole in one. MINI: Hole in one- ah Brock! MINI: Oh No! MARCEL: W- We believe in you Brock NOGLA: There you go, par. MINI: Oooooo….
NOGLA: Beautiful. Beautiful. It’s okay Brock. MINI: Boop. NOGLA: Getting hole in ones isn’t funny it all. BROCK: Alright, here we go! MINI: Whoo! Game time MINI: This one, real thumb, just blasteroony. Boom. MINI: HOLE IN ONE AGAIN! YEAAAASSS! NOGLA: What the FUCK?! OUT OF BOUNDS! BROCK: Oh my GOSH!
NOGLA: I did- NOGLA: -what you did! MINI: Hahahaha…. NOGLA: Fucking game. BROCK: What? Hmmm……
MINI: Yaaay… MARCEL: No! No! No! No! MINI: You got it, you got it, you got it-
MARCEL: No! Come on please… MINI: -stop! You’re good, you’re good.
BROCK: I don’t know what I doing wrong. MINI: Yeeeaaah!
NOGLA: Yeeeeah. I take a… NOGLA: I take a bogey. I take- Wait Marcel, you shoot off that? Fucking bullshit. NOGLA: What the fuck? (NOGLA): What the fuck? NOGLA: Come on Brock. There you go Brock
MINI: There you go! BROCK: I don’t wanna talk to. MARCEL: Just photoshop it. Just photoshop. MINI: Oh Fuc- OK, this is where it all goes downhill. NOGLA: Aaaaannnddd…….Bam! MINI: No, I’m waiting for you to go.
NOGLA: Got it! Hehehehe…….. NOGLA: Hehehehe…
MINI: YES! MINI: Wow, I got a random speed boost Nogle: -to me. You fucking bitches. MINI: Oh Yeah! Come here. MINI: Oh- MARCEL: Nope! MINI: Hehe. No! (Echoing Marcel) NOGLA: Ah hinyah hanyah hamma hanyah hanyahmah hamaniii…(Ah. Oh no. Oh my. Oh God. Oh my. Oh pleaseee….) MINI: YES! Nooooooooo! Macarena. Doesn’t work. MARCEL: FUCK THAT SHIT! MINI: Oh!- Really?! Really?!… REALLY?! Re-…
NOGLA: Hahaha….Hehehe…. MINI: Fucking Knob-Jockey!
NOGLA: Suck a dick, Mini. NOGLA: Suck a dick, Miniii……
BROCK: Woohooo….. MINI: I’m taking- I’m taking my sweet ass time. NOGLA: Oh you! Oh that work! MARCEL: GOD DAMN IT!
BROCK: Woohoohoohoo….. NOGLA: Oh my God. This ball gonna fucking bust my balls. MINI: Yeah-ha-ha-ha-es! NOGLA: Wow!
MINI: Huh! Stroke four. MINI: Yay! Oh, you got it NOGLA: Hooo…..Hooo…
MINI: Hahaha. Byeee. Bye. (Imitating girl) MINI: Hiyya Marcel
BROCK: Marcel wind up pretty good. MINI: Yeah, he’s got this in the bag- Tap tap tap. Huuu….. MINI: There.
NOGLA: Bam. MARCEL: Heyyy… NOGLA: Haaa…..(Sigh)
MINI: Hehehe. There goes Nogla! NOGLA: Haaa…(Sigh and mad) NOGLA: Haaa…Haa…(Sigh and mad)
MINI: As his name slowly sinks down the screen. MARCEL: Daithi, remember! You can jump. NOGLA: Oh yeah, fuck! NOGLA: There you go. MINI: That’s all- That’s all he needed. There you go. Boop. MINI: Ooooohhh….. MINI: Ooohhh….. MARCEL: -next fucking level! MINI: That was sick! NOGLA: Yeaahhh!
MARCEL: Wait. Wait. Wait. MARCEL: Where is the hole? Where is the hole?
BROCK: Yeah. Where is it? MINI: Ehhh, OK, I’ll take it
BROCK: Okay. MINI: Wait! MINI: Hole in one me again!
BROCK: Is that work? BROCK: Marcel is that work?
NOGLA: Keep bouncing. Just keep bouncing. MARCEL: I made it. I made it on…
MINI: Come on. Somebody. Some- Somebody hit me. MINI: Somebody hit me please. NOGLA: What? Brock you son of a bitch.
MARCEL: Wait. Wait. Wait. Miniminimini….. BROCK: Yeaaa ah ah ah ah…..
MINI: No. NOGLA: BROCK YOU BITCH! MINI: Thank you.
NOGLA: You…fff…fuck boy! MARCEL: I knock Mini in.
BROCK: What? What do I do? MINI: Thank you so much. MARCEL: Did you get hole in one? MINI: Umm….got a….hole..in three. NOGLA: Dude. Too hot right now. NOGLA: Ooohhh…my fuck. MINI: So, for some reason I was having one stroke- -and went straight to three. MINI: I don’t know why. NOGLA: There we go. There we go. NOGLA: And then and then use the jumping power to- -go off the carbs… BROCK: Why? NOGLA: NO COME BACK! COME BACK! MINI: You had it. NOGLA: What are you recording you Jack…..
MINI: Jump. Jump. MINI: You got it. BROCK: There we go. MINI: NO!!! STOP! STOP IT NOG- Oh my… EVERYONE: Oooohhh…. NOGLA: Save boy save. MINI: Saved by the bell
NOGLA: Twenty-one. MINI:Twenty-one.
NOGLA: Twenty-one. MINI: What happens if you go straight?
BROCK: I did it again. There we go. BROCK: Maybe I’ll actually get hole in one.
MINI: Hooo…Hole in- MINI: -one again. Yeeeaaahs!
NOGLA: Hooo….Brock, I did what you did. NOGLA: I did what you did, Brock. I saw it. MINI: I saw with my eyes. BROCK: I should’ve stay there. Forgot collision is on. Dang it. MARCEL: Son of a bitch! MINI: Oh nice. Nice.
NOGLA: Oh nice, Marcel. MINI: You got that. You got that. All wrapped up. MARCEL: Are you fucking kidding me? MINI: It was so perfect.
MARCEL: Are you fucking serious? NOGLA: Why you do that?
MINI: Let it roll. Just let it roll. NOGLA: Jump. Jump. No, jump. Jump just before. See…. Now jump. Now- Nah, Nevermind. MARCEL: ……bogey MARCEL: Sick nasty. NOGLA: Alrigth. I’m, I’m cat- What the- MINI: Okay, I have a- I have an idea. NOGLA: Watch this shot men? Fucking the jello extra jelly. MINI: Come on….Didn’t…Didn’t work out MINI: Didn’t not work out. Didn’t not work out. MINI: YES!
NOGLA: Can you stop bouncing? NOGLA: Wow, Mini fucking going off man! MINI: Yes, I got par. MINI: [German Accent] The bouncing is working in my favour. BROCK: Can I? MINI: Nice, Marcel. BROCK: Can I? MARCEL: Birdie. I got birdie.
MINI: Come on, Brock. MINI: Come on. Custard. Custard. MINI: Custard.
NOGLA: How? MINI: Custard.
BROCK: I gonna have this custard. MINI: Custard (6x)
BROCK: I’m not even bouncing. MINI: Custard (6x)
BROCK: Like it just (did) automatically. BROCK: Ca-cake?
MARCEL: Okay. BROCK: Nope. NOGLA: No. No. Brock. Brock I’ll coach you through this. Okay? NOGLA: So just shoot to the aim of the half way- bounce bounce….. NOGLA: What a shot?
MINI: That was great. NOGLA: He’s the genius. MINI: Umm…Which is the right way again? BROCK: Uhh…we- It’s doesn’t matter. I don’t think. MINI: Okay, I’m gonna this way. NOGLA: Oh, FUCK OFF! MINI: Come on come on come on come on puf puf puf puf puf puf puf nope. MARCEL: What the fuck?
NOGLA: There we go. (3x) MINI: Did- A- Did- It didn’t even work. Fucking [hitting keyboard] turned on BROCK: Oh- Mini! MINI: What do I do? NOGLA: This hole is gonna fuck you up.
(EVERYONE SIGH) This is wherre you fucked up last time.
(EVERYONE SIGH) MINI: I remember this hole.
NOGLA: You remember this, ha? MINI: Alright let’s go.
NOGLA: You got memories here. MINI: Come…hoh..hoh…ha. NOGLA: Ooo! I made it. Hehehehehehehe…..
MINI: This hole……. NOGLA: No! I don’t mean I did. Hehehehehehe…. NOGLA: Time to watch Mini’s suffer. MINI: COME OOOONN!!!!! NOGLA: There is just something about you and this hole Mini that just- -doesn’t go…… MINI: Bab bab bab bab bab Yeah! NOGLA: Hey….Just when I said that.
MARCEL: FUUUUUUCK! NOGLA: Okay. O-
MINI: Ooo! Maybe maybe is Marcel’s turn. MARCEL: Fuck twinky man! MINI: Fuck twinky. Ooh, here goes Brock. NOGLA: Alright. So hit, as hard as you can. NOGLA: As close as………without hitting the wall.
MINI: Ooo…that was good. That was good. NOGLA: There you go. That’s how you do it. MINI: Ooo….Their both in. NOGLA: I got you, Brock. I got you. MINI: Nice. MARCEL: Fuck me.
MINI: Hoo! Seven. MINI: What?…….What this one again? BROCK: I don’t remember what this one is. NOGLA: I think it’s just like three-quarters, yeah? NOGLA: Pretty much it.
MINI: What? What’s over there? BROCK: Ooh. This is super easy one. MARCEL: HEEEYYY!!!
NOGLA: Fuck you. You dick, Brock. NOGLA: Fucking the liner? MINI: Liner. MARCEL: Mini’s a God! MINI: That was [kissing] juicy and spicy. NOGLA: I’m fucking deon, man.
MINI: Nice. NOGLA: I’m D fucking…..
BROCK: Deon. MINI: Celine Deon.
BROCK: Deon. MINI: Celine Deon. NOGLA: I don’t give a fuck. I’m not gonna win. NOGLA: I’m not gonna win. I’m gonna go for flashy! NOGLA: That’s what matters. MINI: Spicy meatball! MARCEL: Oh no. NOGLA: Where? Where is it? Is up here? I’m gonna jump. NOGLA: Yeah, there you go. NOGLA: There we fucking go. MARCEL: Are you fucking serious? I didn’t make it. I didn’t make it. NOGLA: That’s okay. You can..d-do it again. Marcel. There you go. There you go. NOGLA: Aaaannnddd… NOGLA: Oh yonno yom minyoi you fucking! MINI: Ooo yo no minyoi. EVERYONE: Ooo yo no minyoi. MINI: Sounds like Spongebob doodle……
NOGLA: Top to the morning to ya. MINI: Aoi aoi minyoi- Par. BROCK: No… No….. MINI: Nice Nogla.
NOGLA: Come on. Come on. NOGLA: Come on jelly. DON’T GO BACK DOWN! NOGLA: DON’T DO IT! NO! NO! NOGLA: Oh my fuck! MINI: You had a millimeter.
NOGLA: How…. NOGLA: How you fucking doing in life? MINI: Ooo! Ooo! Marcel what do the same thiiiing… MINI: Ooo! Ooo! Marcel might do the same thiiiing…
BROCK: Yes…No…. BROCK: Yes! Yes! MINI: There you go Brock. NOGLA: [mumbling] the fucking [mumbling] EVERYONE: Ooo yo no minyoi. BROCK: Honestly is that like the….. MARCEL: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! BROCK: Wi-With this game, five most frustrating. NOGLA: Oh yeah definitely. Fuck this candy place. NOGLA: This is not sweet. This is a bitter and sour and hateful. MINI: Marcel, golf gods were with you. MINI: Ten!
NOGLA: Oh my gosh. MINI: Uhhh…….Oh yeah. NOGLA: What was this? Like….this again? MARCEL: Don’t do that! NOGLA: Got it. Got it. Hole in one. Easy. BROCK: Woohoo…I-I accidentally jumped. NOGLA: B-Brock, you do a little bit over three quarters. MINI: Stooooooppp……..
NOGLA: A little bit over three quarters. MINI: Stooooooppp……..
NOGLA: Straight, a little bit over three quarters. BROCK: I’m an idiot.
NOGLA: Yeah, you do- you kind a got one. MINI: Yesss…Got it.
NOGLA: You got it. You got it. You got it too. NOGLA: Mini Ladd, that advice is for fucking Brock, you bitch! BROCK: Yeah, that’s stupid……
MINI: I gotta four, bitch! MINI: Batch. Just fucking batch. MINI: Good shot, Mini. Proud of you. MINI: Good shot, Mini. Proud of you.
NOGLA: Nyeh! Nyoh! Nyoh! NOGLA: Nyeh! Nyoh! Nyoh! MINI: Hehehehehe….
NOGLA: Nyoi nyoi nyoi nyoi. MINI: You have caught on to my tricks. NOGLA: Ai……
BROCK: Ooo!…I try to do it but did not work. BROCK: I try did. I try to…….actually. BROCK: I try did. I try to…….actually.
NOGLA: Got it! BROCK: I try did. I try to…….actually. MINI: Yes. BROCK: Dang it.
NOGLA: Oh you got the best shot. MARCEL: Alright, Brock.
NOGLA: Brock. MINI: Brock (4x)
NOGLA: Just go. NOGLA: There you going. Nice. Nice, Brock. NOGLA: Now just go straight forward. MARCEL: Jump. (2x)
NOGLA: Nice. There you going. MINI: No (9x) NOGLA: Good man. Good save. MARCEL: Now where in the left one? BROCK: Ooh…This is the water one. MARCEL: I gonna idea. (3x) Are you ready? MARCEL: That’s not it. That’s not my idea. BROCK: Where…where is….where are we trying to go? NOGLA: There we go. Got it. NOGLA: Got it. BROCK: It’s not that hole, is it? NOGLA: Ooo….got it. Got it. BROCK: Okay, there we go.
MINI: Yes. NOGLA: And…baaam! MINI: Par…badabing badaboom. NOGLA: And…baaam! MINI: Par…badabing badaboom. BROCK: Nope. This is the bad idea. Nevermind. BROCK: Nope. This is the bad idea. Nevermind. NOGLA: Brock is gone. Brock is gone.
MINI: Oh Brock. BROCK: I was……….. MINI: Oh you should take a run up. NOGLA: There you go. Ooh, you gonna jump. NOGLA: Remember you gotta jump. NOGLA: Nice Brock, nice. Now you got about three quarters smash it straight for the hole. NOGLA: Trust me. (3x) Brock. NOGLA: I never let you down. BROCK: Yes, many, many times.
MINI: Many times exactly ……….. NOGLA: Don’t even mention it. NOGLA: Oh fuck off mate! I’ll fucking… [Incomprehensible Gibberish]! BROCK: I didn’t even finish this one last time. NOGLA: Yeah. This hole….. MINI: I never finish. BROCK: Oh why did I keep accidentally jumping? Mini: Oh it’s a funnel. MARCEL: Aha. Nogla knock me off.
NOGLA: Ah! You! NOGLA: Fuck you, Marcel! Enjoy the ride, bitch boy.
MARCEL: No! NO! NOOOOOOOOO! NOGLA: Oh yeah. You’re coming back to me…….. BROCK: No…….. MINI: Come off that.
NOGLA: There you go. NOGLA: There you go. NOGLA: There you go. I made it. I made it. BROCK: I was so close. MINI: Oh yeah. MARCEL: Don’t do it, Nogla. Nogla, don’t do it. MARCEL: Don’t do it.
NOGLA. Baam. MARCEL: YOU’RE PIECE OF SHIT! BITCH!
MINI: Yes! MARCEL: I’m all the way back MARCEL: over here because of you! Asshole!
MINI: He’s all way up. MINI: It can’t stop me. I’m all the way back. NOGLA: On the way up. On the way back NOGLA: Fuck this fucking shaggin’ hole! MINI: Shaggin’ ….Hole. BROCK: What? NOGLA: Good old fucking nine.
MINI: Like, like, two a half or three. You get it. BROCK: Ooo…. I accidentally jumped again. Cause I’m an idiot. NOGLA: Alright Brock, just three quarters. Hope for the best. NOGLA: Ooo….why…I know that feeling, Brock. NOGLA: I know that feeling.
MINI: It’s……It’s awful. BROCK: Here comes the 14. MINI: There you go. NOGLA: There you go. MINI: Boop.
NOGLA: There you go. MINI: One more.
NOGLA: And Mini won. MINI: Yeah! I’m up sixteen! BROCK: Marcel, Nogla, do you- do you guys wanna play without Mini? NOGLA: Yeah, sure. MINI: Noo……Oh! The save! MINI: Ah, okay….. That was the luckiest fucking shot ever. NOGLA: Oh….sick. MINI: I don’t , don’t deserve that. NOGLA: Oh fuck! I made a mistake!. NOGLA: I clicked too early. MINI: Yes! MINI: No.
NOGLA: Is Marcel gone? MARCEL: No. I’m here, dumbass! MINI: Stroke three! Yes! MIN: Good for you, Mini bitch. MIN: Thank you. My balls are rotten wet. NOGLA: Fucking well sweaty, aren’t they…….
MINI: Well sweaty, mate! BROCK: That was infuriating. MARCEL: None of this is making it into my video. I’m using that first one. MINI: No, I’m using this one. I like this one. MARCEL: Yes! Fuck this! BROCK: It doesn’t matter.
NOGLA: Alright! MARCEL: There is a hole? There is the fucking hole?! BROCK: That’s what you get for trying to take the high road. NOGLA: Off I go to the side, I didn’t want to play…Oh look. Danishes! 😀 MINI: Oh Marcel….Marcel…. MARCEL: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? NOGLA: Fuck sake. MINI: I legitimately feel bad. MINI: There….. good shot.
NOGLA: There you go. NOGLA: I’m going a bit of an unorthodox route? NOGLA: Checking out this sword here. NOGLA: Watch this. Watch this shot. You wanna see the greatest fucking shot in your life? MINI: Go straight and jump. BROCK: Good shot. NOGLA: Boom……oohh…..back here again. Hi sword. NOGLA: Bam…..Ah, for fuck sake. Okay…okay. Hold on. I think …… out of stroke. NOGLA: Good try, guys. Good effort. MINI: Yeah, NOGLA: Looks like I won though. 89 is the highest number. MINI: Seventeen.