Giraffes Volleyball Championship 2016
Bob: I-I still feel shook.
Mark: Yeah. Wade: Heh.
Bob: Or “lit”… Mark: No, not that one.
Bob: …or swole, or something.
Mark: Woke. Wade: Swole! Bob: Woke.
Mark: You woke now, ’cause you’re aware and you’re- Bob: I’m woke as fuck. Mark: You’re awake to the genitals. *Mark popping his lips*
Bob: Ugh. Mark: Anyway, hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Giraffe’s Volleyball Champion… ship *sigh* 2016. *Bob & Wade laughing* Mark: I can’t do a single god-damn intro. Bob (mocking): Champinion-chup! Wade: Chup! Wade: Ship! Mark: It’s been a long day because today we did all of the “meet people out in the park” kind of thing, and we just got done with Genital Jousting. Bob: And McDonald’s didn’t give us like half our food.
Mark & Wade: Yeah, that’s true. Mark: So uh…
Bob: So… sponsor us McDonald’s. And give us all our fucking food!
*all laugh* Mark: But either way decided to have a palate cleanser with Giraffes Volleyball Championship Bob (high pitched voice): It looks so cute!
Mark: It is cute, it’s cute. Mark: Alright, so we got this game because it looked adorable and cool and it- it looks like something that might be very difficult to do but at the same time rewarding. Mark: Oh.
Bob: Woah, woah. Mark: Hi, hey.
Bob: Woah, hey.
Mark: Hi. Woahahahah! Bob: ‘Sup?
Mark: Hi, how’s it going? Mark: Oh, I forgot something. *Laughter* Wade: Woah. Wh-wha? Mark: Wha-? Did you say somethin’? Bob: Wait… you over there? Mark: Yeah. Bob: What’s going… what’s going on? Mark: Ooohhh. Mark: Nothing. *Wade giggles* Bob: Wait! Come back! Mark: Wha-! What’s that?! Bob: Ah, hang on. Bob: Could you-?
Mark: Oh- hi. Bob: He- Mark: Ooohh-kay. Mark: That’s- I need personal space. Bob: Baby, come back over, baby Mark: No- ah- I- Bob: Come over here, baby. Mark: Um-
Bob: Come here, come here. Bob: Come on. *Mark quickly kisses* Mark: Ohhh. Bob: You don’t gotta have your head up high. You can be a little- a little… *shrinking sound effect* Mark: Okay- alright, you know- I’m just going to do this this once. *Silence* *Bob starts making gasping noises* *Bob’s gasping picks up speed* Wade: This is a very different game than Genital Jousting. Mark: You bout to-? *Bob grunts* Mark: Aw! *continued grunts* Mark: Sorry! *more grunts* Mark: Sorry! *more grunts* Mark: Aw, my bad! *Bob calms his grunting*
Bob: Sorry. Bob: Ahhh… Bob: That was good, baby. Bob: No- wait- sorry, sorry! Bob: Hang on- wait, wait, wait! *failed kiss* Bob: Wait, come here. *They kiss again* Bob: Okay see ya! *they all laugh* *claps* Bob: What the actual fuck is happening? Mark: I-I don’t know. Wade: I was wondering-
*Bob’s laugh gets louder* Mark: Is this the whole game?! Bob: Is the resolution off? Is it just too- outside the thing on the screen? Mark: No, I don’t- I think of- Mark: Something is supposed to happen. *Wade & Bob giggle like children* Mark: Something’s supposed to happen. Bob: Oh my god!
Mark: There we go! Mark: We just had a bug. Mark: Oh, oooohhh, myyy gawd! *Wade giggles* *Mark attack noise* *Mark’s French laugh* Mark: Oh they can’t- Bob: Hyup! Mark: HAAaaa. Mark: Aw fuckin’-
Bob: Spiked it bitch! Mark: Oh my god. *Bob wiggling noise* Wade: Whoa-ho-ho! *Bob wiggling noise* *Mark slower wiggle noise* *Mark’s battle cry* Bob: Hyuuuk! Bob: Oh god! Wade: I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I think you’re- Wade: something changes
Mark: HUAHAU! Wade: whenever you score- I think Wade: your neck or something-
Mark: YES. Wade: I don’t know. Mark: GUUUU. Bob: So that’s what we were doing before. Bob: We were all-
Mark: HEA-THE-GUGU! Mark: You were just- Mark: I-I mean Mark: I appreciate the- Mark: the depravity of that scene. All: NOOO! All: NOOO!
Bob: It goes through your legs?! Mark: Through your legs! Bob: God damn it! Wade: I guess legs don’t count. Bob: Damn it!
Mark: OH! Mark: I’ll stay down here. Why would I need to be up there? *Bob attack sound* Bob: Oh no. Mark: Why do I need to be up there? *Mark’s baby noises*
Bob: Ball, ball, ball ball, hoh- Mark: He-leedle leedle lee! *confronting sounds* *weird grunts* *noises continue* Wade: Oooohhhh! Bob: Oh god! Jeez! Mark: YES! Bob: I went up fast steadily- *Mark’s weird noises* *Bob joins in* Bob: Yeah keep comin’- come over-
Mark: IT’S COMING! Bob: Keep doin’ that!
Mark: It’s coming! DAAAAAHHH! DEH? Mark: You like that?
*Bob rearing up sounds* Bob: Gyup! Mark: Dup. Mark: Oh- heyyy. Mark: Heyyy. Mark: Dop. Bob: OH JESUS!
Mark: WOW! Bob: Oh my god! Mark: You can get it under your neck and release to slide it down. Wade: Holy… Bob: HYUK- All: Whoa! Mark: Whoa, whoa! *Mark attack noise* Mark: Ohhh boy. *Wade giggles* Mark: It’s that extra bouncy ball there. Bob: Whatchu got boy? Mark: Fuuuuckin’- HUP! Fuuuckin’- Bob: O-oh god- oh- *dual attack sound* Wade: Oh!
Bob: Fuck! Ah shit! *Mark grunts* Bob: Ball. Ball. *Mark giggles* Mark: Uh-oh. Bob: Ball, if we could- BALL! Mark & Wade: Awwww. Bob: Fuckin’-! How the fuck was I supposed to fuckin’-? *Mark making weird noises on each boop* *Bob laughs* Bob: Aww.
Mark: Alright. Mark: You wanna go best of three? Bob: Sure. Mark: Best of three and then we’ll trade off. Mark: HA-DEDUHDUH! Bob: Sllle-HIP! Mark: SNORGEN! Bob: Oh jeez- Bob: Oh god! *Mark evil giggle* *wiggling noises* Wade: Are you wearing a mask or are those just glasses? Mark: I think it’s a mask. Bob: HWOOO! Bob: TOUCH DOWNNN! Mark: Da-geh-doo! Bob: Aw shit- Bob: Ah- Bob: Nya- Bob: Nyagh. Bob: OH GOD! *Mark starts laughing* Bob: I’m so slow! Mark: God, the spider legs.
Bob: I don’t understand the Bob: movement physics of the legs. Mark: Alright, I’mma try and balance this on my head. Mark: Ha, oh. Bob: Oh! Mark: Oh sorry. Bob: Oh! Wade: Whop! Mark: Ohh jeez. Mark: LLLLLL-jeez-ums! All: Owww. Wade: Through the legs. Mark: Haha, hehe. Bob: When you get low, the legs are extra weird. *Mark does mating call* Bob: Hyah! Bob: Aw yeah! Wade: Oh, here we go again. Wade: Bob’s crazy serves. Bob (Ethan voice): My crazy boys. Wade: *giggles* No. Mark: What is up my-? Mark: KH-raazeh! Mark: UAH! Wade: Move your legs- Bob: What?! Bob: What the f-? Bob: Wu? Wa? Mark: Yeah, I know right? *Bob continues to what is disbelief* Mark: God, I’m a fuckin’ wizard. Mark: You ever wonder why my legs do these things? Mark: BOINK! Bob: Ah shit. Bob: Huuah! Wade: Whoo-oo! Bob: Hyuuuah, gotcha. Bob: Boink, got ‘eemmm. Mark: *gasps* That was an amazing serve! Wade: Huuuaahh! Bob: Daah shit. *laughs* Bob: That was harsh. Bob: Hyuh! Mark: Ooohh, dee-duh, aaww, dee-duh, AAHH, fuck. *Bob & Wade laugh* Mark: Alright, hang on, hang on. Mark: HA-da-aw fuck. *Bob laughs* Mark: Hup, there we go. Bob: Oh no. Wade: Oh boy. Bob: OH GOD! *grumbles in defeat* Mark: Yaaay! *Mark making weird noises again* Wade: I feel like this is Mark’s revenge for Genital Jousting. Mark: Handsome Giraffe Wins! *continues noises* This might be my favorite game that I’ve played, in a long time. *Mark leedle noises*
Bob: This is really satisfying, in a lot of ways. Mark: Dah, boink, dah, fuck. *everyone laughs* Mark: I was lookin’ for- trying to do fancy. Wade: Well this isn’t too hard so far. Bob: Wait, how can you ass right up to the edge of the screen and I can’t? Mark: You can’t? Bob: That’s why it fell between me and the wall before. Wade: Oh no, you can’t. Mark: Ohhh. Bob: What the shit is that?! Mark: Well it doesn’t matter because apparently Mark: I’m gonna fuck myself over. Wade: Yeah, you can’t go all the way over here… *combatant grunts* All: WHOA! Bob: Wade’s got the D… …fense. *mix of whoas and oohs* Bob: Oh no. Mark: Well yeah. That would present a distinct disadvantage. *Bob & Wade agree* Bob: Yeah, like, what are you supposed to do now? You can’t fuckin- There ya go, there ya go. Get it on the head there. Oh! Wade: What did I do?! Mark: You didn’t Mark: do it right. Mark: Hut-dee. Bob: Oh dear. *Wade’s weird noises* Bob: It falls faster than you think. *Wade switched his noises to attempt a beat* Mark: Wow. Bob: I could just- Mark: That’s a very pathetic dance. Bob: I could just stare at the legs. Wade: -grunt- WHOOOOHHHH! Bob: The leg wobble.
Wade: WHOOOAAAH! Bob: And be really satisfied Bob: for a long time. Mark: It’s just a pleasant game to look at. Mark & Bob: DUAAHH! Bob: OOOOOH! Wade: Whoo! *continues whoos* Bob: Especially-
Mark: You got lucky that time punk. Bob: Especially the down-low
Wade: Maybe. Bob: like wobble, it’s too much.
Wade: Debabe. Mark: Your mom got lucky last night, with me. Bob: You guys need some hype giraffes in the background. Wade: Okay. *struggling noises* Bob: Oh god. Bob: Oh! Oh God! Oh jee-!
*Wade combatant grunt* Wade: WHOA-HO!
Mark: Heeeeyyy. Mark: Ho-tah. Wade: Wuh-oh. Mark: You’re not gonna need to do anything else. *Wade grunts back in a good effort* All: Ohh. Wade: I thought my body hit it. *Mark hupt-dee herdy gurdy sounds* Mark: AaaAAAhh. Bob: *laughing* Mark mostly just scores on himself. Wade: Nice job, buddy. Mark: I’m just tryin’ to be fancy. Bob: I just need to let you- uh Bob: shit talk. Bob: That’s al- that was my mistake. *Mark giggles* Bob: I tried to play too much. Mark: Ulp- Mark: You ready for this? Wade: I think so. Mark: Ya-deh-deyuh. All: WHOOAH! Mark: Doplenki. Bob: Oh god. Bob: Oh god! Mark: Yeah, you can’t come back. Bob: OHHH shit.
Wade: I did. *attack sounds* Bob: Oh shit. Mark: Just try to get it back! Wade: EH! Bob & Wade: WHOA-OA! Bob: Oh! It’s free shots! Mark: AaaAAAhh. Wade & Bob: OOOHHH! *Wade continues to taunt* Mark: Good thing it’s best of three. Bob: Again, again! Mark: Good thing it’s best of threeee. Wade: Good luck. Wade: I have a family of thr- Mark: HUTDA DEE! Mark: I don’t care about your family. Bob: I thought it was gonna go over. *laughs* Mark: You suck dick. Wade: Eyhch. Wade: Eyu-pup. Bob: Those trick shots though. *Mark attacks valiantly as Wade struggles to fight back* All: Whoaa. *Wade pretends to be a noodle* Bob: Did we take drugs or something? Bob: I feel really loopy right now. Bob: The- the unbelievable juxta”bition”- Wade: Aw noooo. Bob: juxtaposition of just having stopped Bob: playing Genital Jousting, Bob: and now playing THIS, Bob: it’s just like, Bob: I don’t know what life is anymore. Mark: We have chosen a weird day. *conflicting attack grunts* Bob: No, it’s just about the most Bob: jarring programming we could have gone with Bob: for our let’s play session. Wade: ECH! Bob: This is so -whispered- amaze. Mark: I-I think this one- Mark: th-this particular game should be played Mark: while extremely drunk and/or extremely high. Wade: Both. Mark: *mumbles* Extremely drunk. Bob: You know what it reminds me of Bob: a little bit with the music and the aesthetic? Mark: Yeah? Bob: Did you play Lovely Planet? Mark: No, I didn’t- Bob: It was like a first person shooter Bob: that was like, really really loopy, Bob: and you just run around and shoot your love at enemies Bob: to defeat them.
Mark: OH I DID! Mark: Yeah. Bob: And the music was a lot like this, Bob: and you were just like, Bob: whoo! Bob: Pew, pew, pew! Mark: What if we look it up and it’s made by the same developers? Bob: That woud be Bob: mindblowing, Bob: because it is- Bob: it’s got that similar vibe that I really like. Wade: WHOO!
Mark: I mean, I really appreciate the- oh fuck. *Bob laughs* Mark: It’s just so hard to predict when it’s comin’ down. Bob: I know. Bob: The- the- the physics is funky. *Wade mumbles* Mark: B-dee-dhee, trick shots. Mark: I tricked ya up, you thought I was gonna do something and I wasn’t. Wade: Dooh. Woah.
Bob: Oh sweet Jesus. Wade: I hate that stupid wall, too. Bob: I know, I-I don’t understand, that seems- that seems mean. Bob & Wade: Ooohhh. Mark: Gimme a chance.
All: OHhh. Mark: Ah, lidle du. Mark: What are you lookin’ at?
Wade: You’re rude, I think you better get back to serve. Mark: I’m only rude to ugly people.
Wade: You’re not brave enough to stay here the whole ti- Wade: Oh fuck.
*Bob laughs* Bob: I was really hoping it would just fall, that he was just like, fuck it, I wanna say this. *All laugh* Mark: Duaahhh.
Bob: Woahh, double trick shot. Mark & Wade: WhoAAAhhhh. Wade: Nice trick.
Mark: I’m up here, bitch. Wade: Nice trick. Bob: Oh dear. Mark: OHhbe. *Mark laughs*
Wade: I thought my chest was gonna get it. *Mark laughing* Bob: Haha, you thought me had me, but you didn’t, Bob: you thought me had me. *laughs*
Mark: I’mma take this, Bob: Me has me.
Mark: aaand bring it over to you. Bob: Me ask me a question. Bob: Ohh that chest bump though.
Mark: Is that a Walking Dead thing? Mark: L’me ask you somethin’.
Bob: Yeah, that was our, uh- Wade: Shane, uh, that was the Shane.
Bob: Drunk Minecraft Walking Dead. Bob: L’me ask me somethin’. Mark: L’me ask me somethin’. *laughs* Bob: You thought you knew but you did not. *All laugh*
Wade: III’mm lorry. Bob & Mark: IIIMMM loorrrryyy. Mark: Fucking hellll.
Bob: Wow, just fucked it right in there. Wade: What are you gonna do now?
Mark: I’mma beat your, uh- Mark: wife. Wade: woAAAHHHH!
*Bob laughs* Wade: Wowww.
*Bob & Mark laugh* Wade: Good thing I’m just engaged. Mark: I’m sorry, that’s just too far.
Bob: Oh lord, that was- that was not what you meant to say I hope. Wade: It was relatively far. Mark: Not at all what I meant to say.
Wade: Oh whaaaaattt? Wade: I appreciate that that wasn’t what you wanted to say.
Mark: I’m sorry, I only meant to attack your skills, not your character. Wade: Well, I mean, I’m kinda hurt, a little.
Mark: Sorry. Mark: Nope, no, no.
Wade: Aw, why do you always win that head’s up? Mark: Because I am clearly better and thicker chested. Wade: Bleh. *grunting* Bob: Woah. Mark: Can you do- can you do nothing, huh? Nothing? Nothing? Bob & Mark: Oh, ohhh. Mark: Hwoah. Mark: Fuck it. Fuck.
Bob: Huh, hey, huh. Wade: Got you, didn’t I? Mark: You got nothing, ass… hole. Wade: Got a point. Bob: Wade.
Wade: Oh. *Bob sighs in relief* Bob: Falls faster than you think.
Wade: Yeah. Bob: Falls fast. Bob: It’s coming at you. All: Whoa!
Wade: Right there we go. Wade: Come on. Mark: Nope! Not today. Bob: Oh my gosh, what a save though. Mark: Hu- aargh! Wade: No!
Bob: Ah! Mark: Yes!
Bob: Oh my gosh. Mark: Yes!
Wade: Argh. Mark: Yes… Wade: Alright.
Bob: This game doesn’t make me angry, it just makes me happy. Mark: Yeah.
Bob: Even when- even when things happen that seem- seem unfair- Wade: I’m not angry that this is going down this way. Bob: Just feels so good. Mark: Agh!
Bob: Sti- Stickbold absolutely made me angry. Bob: I will say that. Mark: Yeah.
Wade: *giggles* Bob: I was fucking pissed.
Wade: I could tell. Bob: Oh could you? Bob: Was it me screaming like a psychopath that gave it away?
Mark: *laughing* Mark: Ah, ah, ah. Bob: Even when I won ’cause I actually did win one of those of those rounds. Mark: What’re you doing? Wade: Trying to psych you and me out, apparently. Mark: You- you won a lot, Bob. Bob: I just got so mad. Mark: I could te- Bob: You couldn’t help it. Mark: It was really funny, though. Bob: *laughs* Mark: Can’t wait ’til that video comes out. Bob: You know- you know what those beautiful salmon Mark: Eugh! Bob: hills in the background remind me of? Mark: No!
Wade: Yeah! Wade: Woo! Mark: How’d that go through my neck? Wade: Uh I don’t know. Bob: Good job, Wade. Wade: I felt like you did that to me a couple times. Mark: Fucking bullshit. Bob: They remind me of all the hills that we saw today while we were driving around LA meeting fans. Mark: And also the hills on that last location, they’re kinda- Bob: Yeah, that- Wade: Oooh! Mark: Mmmm.
Bob: Oh, oh! Wade: Eugh.
Bob: Oh! Mark: Hyeuh.
Bob: Oh! There you go. Bob: There you go, now you got it. Bob: Oh Wade, oh Wade! Mark & Bob: Oh Wade. Bob: Holy jeez! Mark: I’m gonna-
Bob: Oh God Wade! Wade: *grunting* Mark: I’m gonna- AHh! Bob: Aw! All: *laughing*
Wade: Oh man. Bob: Oh my God. Bob: All of that- all of that almost worked out. Mark: Okay. Bob: Oh! Mark: Euh. Bob: Oh yeah, oh yeah, you got him. Mark: It all comes down to this. Wade: I know. Mark: Hah… ha. Bob: Ouh, oh! Wade: Woah! Mark: Ha. Mark: Ah. Mark: *laughs*
Bob: *joins in* Wade: Two inches at a top.
Mark: Hyehh! Bob: Aw that- that block though. *A lot of ahhs and oohs* Mark: I know right? It’s all gonna be a disappoint- Wade & Bob: *cheers*
Mark: *disappointed noises* Mark: Nooooo…. ahhhhh. Bob: It makes me wanna applaud a lot. Mark: Oh no man. Wade: That was a well fought couple of matches. Mark: Jeezums. Alright. Mark: So now it’s- it’s- it’s- it’s Bob and Wade’s turn. Alright it’s got to go around here. It’s Bob and Wade’s turn. Wade: It takes some getting used to being this side now. Bob: Aw shit, alright there we go. Wade: It’s so nice being able to go all the way back to the wall. Mark: I know right? Mark: Oh no. Bob: Not like this. Wade: Nice save. Bob: *Random rambling noises* Bob: Ah shit! Why did I go up? I’m bad at the up down controls, that’s my big weakness. Mark: Gotcha. Bob: Eat shit. Mark: *giggles* Bob: Huh. Bob: Nooo. Mark: *Laughing* Bob: God jeez. Wade: Nice, nice moves. Bob: You guys catch it on your neck. I can’t do it. Mark: Neck-ball coordination. Bob: Ho ho nooooo. *Mark laughing* Bob: That was my trick shot and everything. God dammit. Wade: Didn’t work. Bob: Yeah, score on yourself, do it for me. Wade: Woah! Bob: Do it. Thank you. Mark: Ah, I meant to do that on purpose. Bob: Tricksy tricksy bitch. *Simultaneous reaction*
Wade: Wha… WHAT?
Mark: WOAH! Wade: Wha…? Wade: What was that?! Bob: I don’t know! Wade: What was that bullcrap? Mark: Wow! Bob: I’m a wizard. Mark: Apparently. Wade: Well. Okay. Mark: I’m still in shock. Wade: Yeah. Mark: I mean, I don’t know why that’s shocking when looking at all the necks and extendable legs, but… that was shocking. Bob: If you want to do something hard enough, it will happen. Mark: Is that how it works? Bob: That’s what we want our character to do- FUCK! *Through clenched teeth*
Bob: Do that hit with your head you bitch. Wade: Hey. Bob: Good game… Wade: You too… *tongue clicks* *laughter ensues* Bob: That’s where your dick comes out right at the front of your chest. Wade: Full… extension. Mark: Ma-maybe those legs are just four dicks that he’s walkin’ with. Wade: *hum in agreement* Bob: KICK! Wade: Could do better next time. Wade: Oooh… Bob: That’s not what I thought was going to happen. Bob: Oh jeez. Wade: Woah. Bob: Just came out- oap. *silly noise party* Wade: Ball’s over there, ball’s over there now.
(Bob continues noise party) Bob: Oh shit, no no NO NOOOO! Wade: Now we’re back to this. Bob: Guah nah I’m so fucked. I’m so fucked GAHdddddddaaaaamn. Mark: Volleyball sucks. Bob: I don’t know how to fucking play in that spot. NnnnnnnnnaileD IT! Mark: Just waiting for the magical, transporting net ball to appear. Wade: No, not again. *simultaneous ohhhs* Bob: Ohh the trick shot! All: WWOAAHHHHH! Bob: Oh God Oh No! Wade: Hey, that was a great serve. *Laughter* Bob: *mocking* That was a great serve. Wade: I don’t like that. Bob: *whining* Why didn’t that go your way? *continues whining* Wade: *over Bob’s whining* You went through the net once. Give me a break. Bob: That’s my only point. *Random noises* Mark: Yaaaay. Mark: Humble giraffe. Mark: That was Giraffes Volleyball Championship 2016. That was a delightful game. Wade: *agrees with Mark*
Bob: That was unbelievably pleasant. Mark: I-I had no idea it was gonna be like that. Mark: So, uh, yeah, thank you everybody so much for watching, Mark: and we really hope you enjoyed that because we had a delightful time playing that. Bob: I feel so good right now. Mark: I think this is a free game, right? Bob: It was free on itch.io.
Wade: Yeah. Mark: It was like a pay your own way kinda game, I think we chipped in twenty bucks for it. Mark: You guys don’t have to pay anything, or you can pay something to the developer. Mark: This is a really charming game. I like it a lot. Mark: I think they could improve it and, um, add a lot more features to it and it could be a really cool experience. Mark: So thank you everybody so much for watching, let us know what you thought down in the comments below, Mark: check out their channels in the description, and as always we will see you in the next video. Buh-bye!
The start just proves that they can be immiture with out any wierd stuff happening
can we talk about Mark's crocs for a minute
Either way I know its gonna be a dissapointm-
loses
AHEBRJKIJUHEJIKOOKAOKEOK
Lol that was so gay
And McDonald's didn't give us half owe food. Dam McDonald's and there cheating ways
2k18….?
my cat watched this a when this came out, miss my cat too, good times
I’m woke asf😂
AND TODAY KIDS…
We witness LIFE
It’s been almost 2 years, but those camouflage crocs are still sexy
The legs are like wet noodles!!
how are they using different controllers?
I was laughing so hard in the beginning. XD
I have never laughed so hard at a fucking video in my lifeeeee heeelllllppppp
I love mark's crocks
Best glitch ever???
I would literally watch hours of gameplay of this, it’s so weirdly relaxing
This should be the next big Olympic Sport
PS4 THE WIN (Wade chose right)
I think the hills look like a hotdog
"I'm woke as fuck"
Bob-2016
The ball went under the net
3 days after my birthday and my favorite animal AMAZING
Just close your eyes and listen…. like what?
Bob is higher than fuck
holly shit bob is fatter than [email protected]!
“You’re awake to the genitals.”
it was really funny when the giraffes were moving their necks up and down , damn , it killed me , it was so funny
Wade: smart
Mark:looks
Bob: funny
TOGETHER YOU WOULD BR THE PERFECT PERSON!
good game
Sponsor us McDonalds…. And give us all our fuckin food
Dont feel bad about Mcdonalds. ours here is crap as well. even the food is crap along with the service. stop going to that crap hole a long time ago.
Mark my father has the same pants. But he's a taller than you, sorry…
year 2018 3 bearded men
Markiplier a wizard, a magical wizard.0f giraffe$ (sing like the wizard of oz)
Yer a wizard, Wade.
Love the vids. Keep it up.
1:30 wtf o///o
13:58 Bob's a wizard
Thanks to science, now we know that giraffes do NOT have knees
Bob looks so stoned in this vid
2:21 that laugh
the devs of this game need to make a DLC
Is Bob actually high in this video? He definitely talk like that.
Bob is such a neckbeard
Bob: "woke as f*ck"
Me: likes video
press 3 for "Boink!"
Soooo, this is Immaturity simulator 2016?
mark's fucking pants and CROCS OMG
Holy shit, this was both hysterical and surprisingly compelling gameplay. You should revisit this game with Bob & Wade again someday. 🙂
5:08
Boink
4:04
"Hudodedo!"
"Sullihp!"
"Snorgon!"
How… I ended up watching this?
Just close your eyes and lesson to this hole video
They need to play more of this
Is that a real aquarium in the background? I didn’t know you had fish.
Mark FISHbach
If mark could put some pants on it would be nice
i accidentally watched this with 1.5 speed and now it seems so slow lol
Those giraffes are majestic… how mesmerizing.
I’m still watching in 2019 and just… 13:58
1:44 I'm like wtf?
This is the most satisfying competition game I've ever seen in my life.
"ME ASK YOU SOMTHIN
Bring back the walking dead jokes please
they made me so happy
I would just like everyone to know. Before the video, I got an ad that was all about identifying butts. It was called buttstler. Youre welcome
I'm from the future
And in the future….
Your famous!
I feel like Mark moves like this naturally on a daily basis and that is why he was so good at this game
Mark is so good at this game, he beats himself at it.
ooooooh pwetty fishies
Is it sad that I liked the glitch better than the actual game? Looooll
tricksy tricksy bitch
bob is so tic biaaab
This is my second favourite markiplier video behind sea of thieves
I know why they call it a DICK-tionary now
legs… LEGS… LeGS
5:30 Mark's face makes this ten times better XD
I love how Bob just wants to have a fun time while Mark and Wade shit talk each other
Wade has E X PA N DE D lol
That is the sexiest thumbnail I’ve ever seen
2:00 what is going on look at the camera
I swear to god to this day Bobs laugh still cures cancer
2019?
The beautiful silver age of markiplier
Marks Waring Crocs omg
wade watch out marks gonna fist your dog
They can always make things funny even when their games break.
in like the beginning when mark and bob were just doing… stuff i had the exact same feeling as wade
U should play this again
Who else laughed at 3:19?
mark u should play volleyball irl
are we not gonna talk about 5:29?
i couldn’t breathe at ALL! 😂😂😂😂
Swole would the right word looking at your waist size.
I just love Bob's commentary through this whole video🤣🤣🤣🤣
I play volleyball. Yeah that's it. Nothing important.
10:05–10:11 I burst into laughter
14:20
With the ball, its 420. The time is basicly 420. Magic.
I lol’d when I saw Mark wearing a sweater thing and camo pants
The beginning was definitely the best part
“We thought we would have a cleanser”
Immediately simulates a blowjob
Very long time later hi
this game should be an esport @markiplier