Football Party – SNL


>>>OH, DAMN, THAT WAS HOLDING.
>>YEAH, CALL IT BACK.>>HELL, KNOW.
THAT’S A TOUCHDOWN, BABY. GO FOR TWO!
>>ALL RIGHT, NOW WE GOT A GAME ON OUR HANDS.
>>YEAH. HEY, WANT SOME BEERS?
>>YEAH, I’D DO ONE.>>HEY!
MAMA!>>DOES YOUR MOM LIVE WITH YOU?
>>NO, I KIND OF LIVE WITH HER.>>WHAT?
>>SHE WASH YOUR DRAWERS FOR YOU TOO?
>>HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
NO, I DO THAT FOR MYSELF.>>GUYS, GO EASY.
SOUNDS KIND OF NICE.>>HEY, YOU BUYS, BREWSKIS!
>>OH, HELL YEAH.>>ALL RIGHT, I CAN SEE HOW A
GUY MIGHT GET USED TO THIS.>>SO YOU THIRSTY, BABY?
>>HELL YEAH, I COULD DRINK SOMETHING.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>WHAT?
>>HERE, BABY, GET IN THERE. OOH, THAT CAM NEWTON IS
SOMETHING ELSE! [ LAUGHTER ]
>>MM! WHAT’D I MISS?
DID HE GO FOR TWO?>>UH — WHAT JUST TRANSPIRED,
EXACTLY?>>I WAS THIRSTY SO I HAD A
DRINK.>>BRANDON, DID YOU JUST
BREAST-FEED?>>YEAH.
BREASTFEEDING’S HEALTHY FOR THE MOM AND THE BABY.
>>YOU’RE 43!>>HE’LL ALWAYS BE MY BABY.
>>GROSS!>>I DON’T KNOW, THAT’S PROBABLY
WHY HE’S SO JACKED.>>BINGO, THAT’S EXACTLY
WHY I’M SO JACKED. GOT ANY IDEA HOW MANY VITAMINS
ARE IN THIS ELIXIR?>>IT’S NATURE’S MOST PERFECT
FOOD.>>PLUS IT’S FREE AS HELL.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, MAMA? IF YOU WOULD?
Y’ALL PLANNING THANKSGIVING? YOU’RE WELCOME TO COME HERE, I
DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING.>>I’M GOOD.
>>I’LL BE AROUND.>>STILL WARM.
MM.>>WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THE
GAME?>>THEY JUST RECOVERED THE
ONSIDE KICK.>>HELL YEAH!
LET’S GO.>>OH, THAT WILL BE THE SNACKS,
I’LL BE RIGHT BACK.>>BRANDON, WHAT’S THE STORY
HERE, MAN?>>THE STORY?
I’LL TELL YOU THE STORY, ANDREW. I NEVER ONCE HAD AN EAR
INFECTION. I HAVE ZERO ALLERGIES,
NO RESPIRATORY ILLNESSES OR BOUTS OF DIARRHEA.
IS THAT ENOUGH OF A STORY FOR YOU?
>>ALL RIGHT! FRESH-BAKED COOKIES AND MILK!
>>I GUESS I’LL TAKE A COOKIE.>>I’LL HAVE SOME.
>>THANKS.>>NOT FOR ME, GUYS.
I’M GOING TO GO STRAIGHT TO THE SOURCE, EXCUSE ME.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]>>GET YOUR MUSCLE MILK.
EASY, BRANDON, YOU GETTING A LITTLE TOOTHY DOWN THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ]
>>THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.
OH, THAT’S THE GAME, THAT’S THE GAME.
>>BRANDON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE ME TO
WORK. I’M GONNA BE LATE.
>>OH, HEY GUYS. THIS IS MY SISTER ANDREA.
>>HI, NOW LET’S GO.>>NO, NOT BEFORE Y’ALL EAT
SOMETHING. EVERYBODY IN.
>>ALL RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>>STOP PUSHING, ANDREA! GOOD DAM.
>>YOU’RE WASTING IT!>>ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
I THINK IT’S TIME FOR US TO HEAD OUT.
>>THANKS FROM HAVING US. THANKS FOR HAVING US.
ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>I MIGHT CHILL HERE FOR A BIT IF THAT’S COOL.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “Football Party – SNL

  1. 815 ๐Ÿ‘Ž. Why? The skit is very funny. I like how pete tried to stop laughing and covered his lips with cookies.

  2. This funniest skit. And gotta love Pete, but why did they put him so close. Like they wanted him to break character ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  3. Seriously this is dave chapelle? Wtf happen to him??? Voice box all deep n shit, like seriously this is him??

  4. Anyone else notice Kenan and Dave are wearing Panthers gear, but they are rooting for different teams at the beginning?

  5. You know the shit is funny when even Keenan breaks character, he's the most solid I've seen when it comes to keepin it together

  6. Pete and Kenan are terrible at not laughing during sketches. SNL shouldnโ€™t even be on tv anymore. Itโ€™s terrible compared to years ago

  7. funny part is when you know they used a cow's breast milk to make a skit about how weird it is for a grown man to still be breastfed. lol pete cant handle it

  8. Keenan and Dave rooting for the same team and arguing in the beginning ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  9. At 2:48 gets me everytime checking to see if anyone else was gonna break and then hiding his laughter with his cookie, funny as hell, canโ€™t tell if at 3:33 that was intentional or not

  10. Why was one panther fan arguing for holding but the other yelling touchdown? Get these skits are arenโ€™t serious but cmon you gotta know we catch these things

  11. "It's still warm"
    "Violently drinks milke like Vodka"

    OMG I don't even know why but I died laughing for one sec๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  12. Chappelle a living legend. I felt bad for pete ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  13. Easy breezy you getting a little toothy down there๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  14. I like how at the beginning of the scene the two Panthers fan are saying two different things, like one is supporting the other team while wearing a Panthers jersey.

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