Hey, I was watching
the warm-up thing. -SPADE: Cool.
-And I remember when we did… I was the host
of the Young Comedians Special. -SPADE: Oh, yeah.
-You were like a little… like, hip embryo.
I didn’t even know who you were. And we had the coolest cutaway
in the history of comedy. Usually they go to the crowd. It’s Todd Bridges
or Jo Anne Worley. -Remember, we had Bowie
came to the show. -Oh, yeah. Bowie was in the audience
watching. -Was he your friend?
-Yeah. Yeah. It’s just so funny,
they tilted into the crowd, and you see those two
different eyes, and you think, -“Geez, that’s David Bowie
in the crowd.” -(laughter) -He liked it, too. -Yeah,
he loved you, he loved you. That long story was about Bowie
being Dennis’s friend. (laughter) Right? -What…
-That’s a biggie. If you’re, uh… if you’re gonna name-drop, -that one involves a big (bleep)
crane to drop it. -That’s… Listen, Bowie’s a monster.
I was, uh… It made me actually
more nervous that night. -Yeah?
-That he was there watching… Dennis is like, “Nice show.
Hey, I knew Bowie.” -(laughter)
-SPADE: Yeah. “So, uh,
go (bleep) yourself, Dave.” Listen, I have
to get to our comedy. KOY:
All right, go. Former baseball star A-Rod… -We on to topics now?
-Huh? Yeah. -Okay. -It was supposed
to be ten minutes ago. …had his rental car
broken into, and thieves made off
with a reported $500,000 worth of electronics and jewelry. -Jesus, how much is
the new iPhone? -(laughter) Um, what do we think of this? You think this prick
knows Bowie? (laughter, applause) -Oh, man.
-Look at A-Rod– he’s just try… I guess the vibe on him
is he tries too hard. You just look at that, I mean, he’s going out
in the middle of the day. And why,
when you look like that, are you still renting cars? Why don’t you have a…
why don’t you have a driver? And, you know, and you know
when he goes to fill out the insurance waiver,
instead of just A.R., -he puts A-Rod in there.
-SPADE: Yeah. yeah, yeah. Initials it that way. Why doesn’t he just buy
a new car every night? -Yeah. Yeah.
-Buy a new car. Well, I think A-Rod
is fine as hell, okay? I think he’s sexy.
Uh, I’m kind of mad that he left $500,000 worth
of stuff in his car. I mean, you’re dating
Jenny from the Block. -Right. -She should teach you
a thing or two about being in the hood, right? (laughter) -I blame Jennifer. -Okay.
-(cheering, applause All right. I-I… I call bullshit. Do you know how much stuff
$500,000… Do you know how long
that takes to load a car? -Yes!
-$500,000 worth of shit. Like, “Hold on,
I got $400,000 worth of shit to put in the trunk.” -You’re full of shit, A-Rod.
-SPADE: Yeah. I thought I was the only one with a
diamond-covered battery charger. (laughter) No, but one time, Dennis,
I did the Riviera, um, back in the day,
and, uh, the old comedy club up there in the top,
and I don’t know… And (bleep) Lennon was there.
We get it. We get it! -(laughter)
-(bleep) All right!