Casey Affleck is Bat-Man!


>>Jimmy: FEEL LIKE I’M IN THE UNTOUCHABLES OR SOMETHING.>>NO, JUST KEEP TALKING, THAT’S ALL RIGHT. YOU GOT THE BIG IRON FIST, I’M GOING TO BRING SOMETHING OUT.>>Jimmy: IT WOULD BE SILLY TO COME OUT UNARMED. HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>ACTUALLY, I’M DOING ALL RIGHT. THIS IS A GIFT FOR YOU.>>Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.>>I MADE THIS MYSELF. I’VE BEEN GETTING INTO WOODWORKING A LITTLE BIT.>>Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU MAKING, MOSTLY BATS? OH, LOOK AT THAT, WHAT DOES THAT SAY ON THERE?>>CA HEART JK.>>Jimmy: THAT’S VERY NICE. HOW ABOUT THAT, THAT’S VERY BEAUTIFUL. IT’S LIKE AN OLD-FASHIONED KIND OF BAT.>>A LITTLE OLD TIMEY, BUT YOU’RE KIND OF AN OLD TIMEY GUY. I WAS CARVING THAT SUCKER AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU.>>Jimmy: YOU BROUGHT SOME VIDEO OF THE ACTUAL PROCESS. THAT’S YOU IN THE HEADGEAR, PROTECTIVE. IS THAT A LATHE?>>THAT’S HARD WORK, BRO. LOOK AT THAT.>>Jimmy: THAT IS HARD WORK. THAT’S SANDING, WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? YOU’ YOU’RE AN ACTOR. YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO WORK.>>THANK YOU. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY. I WAS, I’M DOING IT BECAUSE ACTUALLY, I READ SOMEWHERE THAT IT MAKES YOU HAPPY IF YOU WORK WITH YOUR HANDS. PEOPLE WHO WORK WITH THEIR HANDS ARE ACTUALLY HAPPIER. IT STIMULATES A PART OF YOUR BRAIN THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY, AND I ALSO LIKE DOING IT.>>Jimmy: WELL, IT MUST MAKE YOU HAPPY, I GUESS.>>THAT ONE DIDN’T MAKE ME HAPPY.>>Jimmy: HAVE YOU TRIED ONE OF THESE? HAVE YOU GONE IN A GAME WITH ONE OF THESE HOMEMADE BATS?>>I’VE MADE SEVERAL AND I DID TRY TO HIT WITH ONE. I DIDN’T HAVE GOOD RESULTS, BUT I CAN’T BLAME IT ON THE BAT. BATTER’S GOT TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.>>Jimmy: WHAT IS THE KEY TO MAKING A GOOD BASEBALL BAT?>>IT’S NOT THAT HARD. THERE’S A MILLION GUYS IN THE CARPENTER’S UNION WHO COULD MAKE A BETTER BAT, YOU PUT IT IN THE LATHE AND SHAPE IT LIKE YOU THINK THIS SHOULD BE.>>Jimmy: DO THEY DO IT LIKE BY HAND IN LOUISVILLE SLUG SNER. >>THEY HAVE A MACHINE, AND THEY CAN MAKE IT FOR GUYS WHO KNOW WHAT THEY WANT. THIS TOOK ME ABOUT FOUR HOURS.>>Jimmy: IS THIS BECAUSE YOUR BROTHER WAS BATMAN, AND YOU’RE LIKE, NOW I’M BATMAN.>>THERE’S A LITTLE FUZZ.>>Jimmy: HOW’S YOUR BASEBALL TEAM GOING? I KNOW YOU PLAY ON AN ADULT LEAGUE.>>WE’RE DOING WELL.>>Jimmy: WHAT’S THE NAME OF YOUR SNEAK. >>WE’RE CALLED THE LOVE.>>Jimmy: THE LOVE. I KNOW YOU HAVE A MINIMUM OF NINE, BUT HOW MANY ARE — >>WE’VE GOT ABOUT 15 GUYS, AND THEY’RE GREAT. THEY’RE ALL VERY GOOD. I’M GETTING CLOSE TO BEING ONE OF THE OLDEST GUYS NOW.>>Jimmy: OH, ARE YOU REALLY? THAT’S NO GOOD, IS IT?>>WHAT WAS THAT?>>Jimmy: I DON’T KNOW, SOMEBODY’S MESSING AROUND IN THE BAND. PROBABLY DOING WOODWORKING. WHAT’S THE AGE RANGE ON THE GUYS?>>WE’VE GOT GUYS WHO ARE IN THEIR EARLY 20s, MAYBE 18 UP TO 40, UP TO 50. JON HAMM PLAYS ON MY TEAM, I THINK HE’S MID-50s.>>Jimmy: HE’LL APPRECIATE YOU SAYING THAT. WHAT POSITION DOES HAMM PLAY?>>HAMM DOESN’T SHOW UP THAT MUCH.>>Jimmy: HE DOESN’T SHOW UP.>>NO, HAMM’S BUSY.>>Jimmy: WHAT POSITION DO YOU PLAY ON THE TEAM?>>I USED TO PLAY THIRD BASE, BUT IT’S GETTING HARDER. LET SOME OF THE YOUNGER GUYS GET IN THERE. I LIKE TO PLAY RIGHT FIELD.>>Jimmy: RIGHT FIELD. DO YOUR KIDS PLAY BASEBALL?>>MY KIDS PLAY BASEBALL. THEY ALSO PLAY FOOTBALL. I COACH THEM, WHICH IS REALLY FUN.>>Jimmy: OH, YOU DO.>>IT’S THE ONLY TIME THEY’LL LISTEN TO ME.>>Jimmy: DO THEY LISTEN TO YOU? I COACHED MY SON’S BASKETBALL TEAM. NOT ONLY DID HE NOT LISTEN TO ME, NONE OF THE KIDS LISTENED TO ME.>>WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOU?>>Jimmy: NOT A GOOD COACH?>>WERE YOU NERVOUS WHEN YOU WERE COACHING?>>Jimmy: NO, YOU KNOW THE BIG MISTAKE I MADE HONESTLY? I JOKED AROUND WITH THEM THE FIRST DAY, AND I WAS FOOLING AROUND AND THEY’RE LIKE, OH, LOOK, HE’S [ BLEEP ].>>YOU DON’T HAVE TO TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY. HE’S A PEER. HE’S ONE OF HUSUS. I DON’T FOOL AROUND WITH THOSE KIDS. BUT I LET THEM KNOW WHO’S BOSS. WE PLAYED FOR SEVEN YEARS IN THIS FLAG FOOTBALL LEAGUE, AND WE NEVER WON. AND I THOUGHT THIS LAST SEASON I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU CAN PICK YOUR TEAM, I SAID LET’S PICK A WINNING TEAM. WE’LL BE THE PATRIOTS, KNOW WHAT I MEAN? THAT WILL HELP US GET THERE. I ASKED MY SON IF THAT WAS OKAY, AND HE SAID NO, I WANT TO BE THE BROWNS. I WAS LIKE, LISTEN, THE BROWNS HAVE STRUGGLE THE. BUT HE PUT HIS FOOT DOWN. HIS FAVORITE PLAYER WAS ODELL. SO WE SAID OKAY, WE’LL BE THE BROWNS. AND UNDEFEATED IN THE REGULAR SEASON.>>Jimmy: OH, REALLY?>>AND WE WON THE SUPER BOWL. YEAH, IT WAS GREAT. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THANK YOU VERY MUCH. SO I WAS PRETTY PROUD OF THAT. I FIND AN E-MAIL FOR THE PR GUY FOR THE REAL CLEVELAND BROWN, I THOUGHT THEY’D FEEL INSPIRED BY OUR VICTORY. I WROTE THEM AN E-MAIL, AND I WAS LIKE, HEY, LISTEN. I WANT YOU TO KNOW THESE KIDS OUT HERE, WE DID ONE FOR YOU, WE’D ALWAYS SAY “FOR CLEVELAND.” THIS IS A PICTURE OF US, THE TEAM AND THE TROPHIES. AND IT WAS LIKE FOUR WEEKS LATER I GET A RESPONSE AND IT SAYS GREAT JOB. IF YOU’RE EVER IN CLEVELAND, COME SEE A GAME. I WAS SORT OF EXPECTING LIKE THE JET MIGHT BE SENT. KIDS WOULD BE LIKE BROUGHT ONTO THE FIELD.>>Jimmy: YEAH, SURE. ? C>>COME SEE A GAME. THANKS, GUYS.>>Jimmy: THEY ARE THE BROWNS, HOW EXCITING DO YOU EXPECT THEM TO BE? THEY’RE NAMED AFTER THE WORST COLOR.>>I DON’T FEEL THAT WAY, BUT I THINK THEY’RE GOING TO WIN ONE PRETTY SOON.>>>YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU?>>TO THE SUN AND BACK.>>TO THE SUN AND BACK 30,000 TIMES, AND IT’S NOT EVEN OUR SUN. IT’S A SUN ON A DISTANT GALAXY. WE’RE TAKING A VERY, VERY SLOW SPACESHIP. IT TAKES A VERY LONG TIME. THERE’S A LOT OF HEADWIND. IT’S QUITE A TRIP. HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE ME?>>LIKE TO THE TOP OF A TREE.>>WHAT?>>Jimmy: THAT’S CASEY AFFLECK IN “LIGHT OF MY LIFE”. A MOVIE HE WROTE, STARRED IN AND DIRECTED. YOU DID ALL OF THOSE THINGS?>>YES, I’M THE ONLY PERSON TO BLAME.>>Jimmy: YOU’RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO EVER DID THAT. AND THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SOMETHING. THAT YOUNG LADY WHO PLAYS YOUR DAUGHTER.>>FANTASTIC.>>Jimmy: WHERE DID YOU FIND HER?>>CANADA.>>Jimmy: REALLY?>>YEAH. YEAH. YEAH, WE LOOKED ALL OVER. OUR CASTING DIRECTOR JUST LOOKED AND LOOKED AND LOOKED. AND SHE’S AMAZING. SHE’S REALLY SUPER TALENTED, INCREDIBLY PROFESSIONAL. SHE’LL BE ON THE SHOW SOMETIME.>>Jimmy: IT’S A LONG SHOT WITH NO EDITS. HOW LONG IS THAT?>>12 MINUTES.>>Jimmy: YOU’RE TELLING HER THE STORY. WHEN I SEE SOMETHING LIKE THAT, I THINK, OH, I HOPE THEY DIDN’T SCREW IT UP AND DO IT A WHOLE BUC BUNCH OF TIMES. AND HOW LONG DID IT TAKE?>>WE SHOT THAT SCENE IN EIGHT HOURS. I WAS ALWAYS THE ONE WHO WOULD MESS IT UP. THIS LOOK WOULD COME OVER HER FACE, AND I WOULD BE I JUST [ BLEEP ]ED IT UP, DIDN’T I? AND WE’D DO IT AGAIN. SHE’S AMAZING.>>Jimmy: THAT STORY YOU TOLD, IS THAT A STORY LIKE YOU’D HEARD IN YOUR CHILDHOOD?>>NO ONE TOLD MY STORIES. DID ANYBODY TELL YOU BEDTIME STORIES?>>Jimmy: YES, MY MOM, SHE DID.>>I HAD A GOOD MOM, TOO, BUT SHE NEVER TOLD MOW BE BEDTIME STORIES. SHE WOULD SAY I CRIED A LOT, AND THEY WOULD TURN THE VACUUM CLEANER ON IN MY ROOM. SO I DON’T KNOW.>>Jimmy: THAT IS, WHAT? LIKE THE FIRST SOUND MACHINE.>>LIKE SHUT UP. WHAT’S LOUDER THAN THIS DAMN KID? TURN ON THE VACUUM CLEANER IN HIS BEDROOM SO WE CAN GET ON WITH OUR NIGHT.>>Jimmy: WOW. THAT’S VERY SAD.>>SO I MADE THIS STORY UP ON MY OWN. IT WAS A STORY I ACTUALLY TOLD ONE OF MY KIDS, AND I WENT, THAT’S NOT BAD, AND I WROTE IT DOWN.>>Jimmy: DID YOU REALLY. DID YOUR SON RECOGNIZE THAT STORY?>>THEY HAVEN’T SEEN THE MOVIE.>>Jimmy: OH, THEY HAVEN’T?>>THEY HAVEN’T SEEN ANYTHING I THINK I’VE DONE. NO INTEREST.>>Jimmy: REALLY?>>NOT MUCH AT ALL. I PUT THEM IN FRONT OF THE MOST EXCITING PART OF THE MOVIE, AND THEY GOT BORED IN LIKE THREE MINUTES AND GOT UP AND LEFT. YEAH.>>Jimmy: WHEN YOU’RE DOING ALL OF THOSE JOBS, DIRECTING, WRITING, ACTING IN THE MOVIE, WHICH IS THE TRICKIEST? WHICH IS THE MOST TIME-CONSUMING?>>THE ACTING, BECAUSE THAT’S REALLY THE ONE — >>Jimmy: REALLY?>>PEOPLE LIKE TO IMAGINE IT’S JUST ONE PERSON, BUT THERE ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOING THEIR JOB MAKING YOU LOOK GOOD. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GOOD JOB. THERE’S NOT A TON OF LIKE, STUFF THAT YOU’RE DOING, KNOW WHAT I MEAN? SO THE ACTING WAS THE THING ON SET TAKING THE MOST TIME.>>Jimmy: WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED FROM YOUR BROTHER AS FAR AS BEING A DIRECTOR GOES? IS THERE A LESSON, SOMETHING THAT YOU OBSERVED HIM DOING AND YOU DECIDED TO DO THAT YOURSELF?>>UM, I’M SURE THAT THERE IS.>>Jimmy: I LOVE TO ASK THIS QUESTION, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU GUYS BUST EACH OTHER’S BALLS SO FREQUENTLY AND INTENSELY.>>I DON’T BUST HIS BALLS TOO MUCH ANYMORE, BECAUSE HIS CAREER’S TAKEN A NOSEDIVE, AND I’VE GOT TO BUILD HIM BACK UP. IT’S NO FUN WHEN A GUY’S DOWN HERE TO KICK HIM. YOU GOT TO BUILD HIM UP.>>Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.>>THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS I’VE LEARNED. VERY SMART GUY, GOOD DIRECTOR.>>Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS ON THE MOVIE. IT’S REALLY GOOD. TELL US THE PREMISE.>>IT’S ABOUT A FATHER AND DAUGHTER WHO LIVE IN A VERY DANGEROUS, POST PAPOCALYPTIC WORLD.>>Jimmy: ARE THERE ANY FEMALES?>>THERE ARE. IT’S A LITTLE MORE DANGEROUS THAN YOU THINK, BUT NOT QUITE AS MUCH AS THE DAD THINKS, THEY’RE TRYING TO HAVE A NORMAL FAMILY, AND HE’S TRYING TO RAISE HER IN A DANGEROUS WORLD, LIKE HAVING KIDS IN HOLLYWOOD.>>Jimmy: CASEY AFFLECK! “LIGHT OF MY LIFE” OPENS IN THEATRES AND ON DEMAND AUGUST 9th.

86 thoughts on “Casey Affleck is Bat-Man!

  1. This video has the awkward moments edited out right after Kimmel’s offensive joke about brown being the worst color. On the real tv show it did NOT go straight to the movie clip.

  2. COLEY FOLEY SAYS: THE FUCKIN VACUUM CLEANER SHUTS THEM UP… HAHAHAHAHA! (THAT MADE COLEY FOLEY LAUGH FUCKIN HARD LAST NIGHT… HAHAHA!)

  3. I feel really cringed by the "CA <3 JK" thing on the bat, esp when his big bro didnt ever do something like that, ugh i'm so second hand embarrased even though i like casey 🙁

  4. Let me objectify you for a minute Casey but HOLY SMOKES you're a magnificent human… My original perfect man was young Clint Eastwood and you're SO close (': …

  5. I'm disappointed in Kimmel. He rails on sexual predators in Hollywood one minute then has them on his show the next. WTF? No wonder why so many people despise Hollywood. Don't get me wrong, DC is no better. Conservative politicians proudly thump their chest for being morally superior but at the same time tout a racist rapist atheist as their political and spiritual leader.

  6. Dang Jimmy.. my favorite color IS brown thats why i MARRIED a brown woman and my SON is MIXED!!!! Not cool Jimmy

  7. danny mcbride: tells funny anecdotes
    audience: crickets
    casey aflleck: brought a bat
    audience: "HE MADE A GAT DAM BASEBALL BAT LOL

  8. his description of directing a movie sounds like what it must be like if you're directing a movie and… you're Casey Affleck

  9. so Casey's brother was batman and his ex-wife's brother is the joker thats just comic-ally funny

  10. Jimmy we don't need a reminder that brown is to the worse color to many people. Trump let's us know that regularly.

  11. I adore Casey. Phenomenal actor, amazing director and writer what a great guy! Much Love from Liverpool U.K man 🙏🏼😎

  12. how hard to make a bat? just have a brother who backed out from "BATMAN" franchise wink-wink-wink

  13. Cool guy my little brother in law😍😍. His voice is very similar than Ben💖.They're a very lovely brothers.

  14. wasn't he accused of sexual assault? he didn't make it to the Oscars the year after he won for that reason, right?

  15. Nate Parker – "in 2000 Nate was found not guilty of rape" it came out when he was promoting his movie "Birth of a Nation" he was later kicked out of Hollywood haven't work since 2014- 15.

    Casey Affleck was accuse of sexual harassment by two women, Affleck settled both lawsuits out of court, still gets to work.

    Look, l am not saying Casey is guilty but why don't Nate still get to work when he was found not Guilty by the law?

  16. I’m not a Feminazi but isn’t Casey Affleck still accused of sexual harassment? And if so, why is he getting a free pass when others have been castigated and ostracised?

    Genuine question. 🤔

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