-[Orange mumbling] Hey, get me out of here. Whoa, watch it, Mr. Grabbypants. I don’t like being carried
around like that, geez. -Whoa… whoa. -Whoa!
-Hi, there. -What the heck are you? -Me? I’m a football. -You’re a ball made of feet? -No, no, no. Foot-ball. Get it? Not made of feet. -Whoa! [grunts] Whoa… -Whoa, it’s a melon! -I’m not a melon, I’m a football. -Oh, no you’re not.
Not in America, buddy. -Whoa…
-Freakin’ tourists. -Is Melon made of feet too? -No, nobody’s made of feet. Boy, what’s wrong with you? -I’m an orange!
-Yeah, newsflash, thanks. -Your face is full of laces. Somebody didn’t take
their shoes off. [laughs] -Hey! Do you even
know what a football is? -Yeah, it’s a ball made of feet.
-No. Football is a game that picks two
worthy opponents against each other in an arena made of violence and grace. It’s the only true– -Boring.
-What? -You look like a mutated lemon. You’re a lemonhead. [laughs] -Yeah, that’s not even funny. I’m shaped like this so
it’s easy to throw me. -Wait? Throw you? With their hands? -Yeah. -So why are you called a football then? You should be called a handball.
-No. -You’re a handball!
-That’s not my name! -Hey! Hey, Handball!
-It’s Football! -Hey Handball,
do you have any money? -No. -‘Cause I want my “quarter back.”
[laughs] -All right, this is getting a little– -Your name is Handball Lemonhead.
[laughs] -That’s not my name!
-Hey, hey Handball! Can you blow bubbles with your spit?
-No. -Like this, watch.
[mumbling] -That’s disgusting.
-Try it! -No!
-You’re not trying. -Yeah, and I’m not going to. Stop that! -You’ll love it!
-No, I’m pretty sure I won’t love it. -It’s fun!
-No! What’s going on here? I’m the star of the Super Bowl
and this is how I get treated? Being berated by a talking orange? -Super Bowl?
Is that for a really big salad? [laughs]
-No! It’s not for a really big salad! Are you actually that slow? -Hey, hey Handball!
[Football yelling] -Hey Handball, can I have your seat? [Football yells, groans] [sighs] Oh, well. -Whoa… [grunts] I tell ya, I’m a bloody football, not him. -Yeah right. Handball told me
that you weren’t made of feet. Stupid melon. Captioned by SpongeSebastian